Parafox

If I was a carpenter...

Jagged Vaginaguard? Otherwise known as chastity belt.

Or because you can't spell it?

What? He's the football equivalent of a dial-up modem.

Ridiculous comment.

Like watching an under 12 trying to be clever and almost trip himself up

Ffs give over

The old Giro cheque that you had to wait in line for at the "unemployment office". Or dole queue as it was known back then.

We have a green space visible from our upstairs windows and I often see kids having a kickabout and others coming and joining in. The main kids have their own small goal as well. Makes me think all is not lost to computer games and the internet.

Are you @harryburton2025

I think if you've got good co-ordination and still be able to separate the left from right it's not too difficult. I learnt play the drums and that required all 4 limbs doing different things at the same time. It took a while and I'm no way accomplished but I can pick up a rhythm pretty quickly whilst listening to a song where I can fill in the drum track.

Does that mean you want a very long and flexible neck? Like an ostrich, maybe,

I don't mine will be. The boiler is in the garage mounted on an external wall. I have looked for where it might be leaking from but there's no sign other than the dripping pipe outside which is the exit for water when the PRV opens.

My dad made me go for accordion lessons when I was about 12. I have no idea why. I found it the most difficult instrument to learn. I still have the accordion in the loft.

For me it would be to speak and sing in fluent Italian. A La Andrea Bocelli. (His voice gets to me every time I hear him especially after his visit to KP). Italian is such a beautiful language. It's seductive, intriguing and melodic. The women I could attract...

DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!! And I don't mean central Europe. Although I do know one and he's OK

I called weight watchers yesterday. Me: Help it's an emergency, please can you send somebody round. Them: yes, of course. We have loads of them.

The wife: "Oh no, I cant get my joggers off" Me: Okay, looks like I'm going to have to perform an emergency trackybottomy

I suffer from a morbid fear of giants. It's called FeeFiephobia

Thanks. I took a look and I wouldn't have attempted it. Our old boiler, which we replaced several years ago, I could just lift the cover off the retainer brackets. This one seems to have fixings I couldn't even locate. Anyway. I am pretty confident it's a pressure relief fault of some sort as the outside pipe is dripping water and the gauge drops below the 1.0 bar on the dial, hot water cuts off until I repressurise the boiler, Rinse and repeat until I get it sorted.

Now watched Newsnight and maybe there is an underlying tactic in the sycophantic tone

It's fairly clear that he is the perpetrator but there's a lack of real proof

It's like giving a big bully your lunch in the hope they'll stop because you show you're scared of them

Watching the sycophantic welcome to trump on the news and I'm sickened. Why all that opulence and grandeur and so many at a feast. It's disgusting and shows us the country as simple lapdogs and further reinforces trumps psychopathic traits. I'm disappointed that this country has bent to the knee of a paranoid narcissitic psychopath. I get the need for US/UK diplomacy but it doesn't need to be so ott. I know Trump must have absolutely loved it. And that makes me feel worse about it all.

Omg . Thanks That’s way beyond my capabilities but I'll use it to help a heating engineer if needed. I really appreciate your help. Thank you 👍