Parafox

My mind was occupied by my wife's concerns about her brother's recovery from brain surgery in the Royal Hallamshire where we had been to visit. It's never going to be an acceptable defence, unfortunately.

With your own, or hers?

Magnificent machines.

Too much buttock for my taste

I had hoped that the rapid disclosure from the police about the ethnicity age and sex of the driver would prevent scenes that followed the attack on the dance class. It seems it has,. But still, thick people with little intellect or intelligence or any nod towards the facts, swarm through social media like a plague of bloodsucking cockroaches.

Where they will be subjected to the above.

Got a notice of intended prosecution for exceeding the speed limit on the M1 J26-J25 where there was a temporary variable speed limit in place at the time. 57mph in a 50. I'm annoyed with myself more than anything for not getting my speed down quickly enough.

People simply don't put stuff they're stealing in the bagging area. They either hide it on their person or just walk straight out as @Durnerz has said. Physical security manning on the door is pretty useless too. Our local Morrison's has put barriers at the exit from the self checkouts that only open "once payment has been made". How does it know?

If Norris drove a forklift truck instead a F1 car:

He's being pedantic

Unless they keep Postecoglou.

Probably so, now they've got CL next season. He's going to be well out of his depth and the possibility of a humbling in the early matches are quite real.

Rudkin fingerbanging Whelan

"We're Shit Aaaahhh" has lost it's jockey and been pulled up

I'm looking forward to going to see The Illegal Eagles next Saturday at the DeMont. I never got to see the original band and apparently these are very good with musicians from The Blow Monkeys and Dr Hook. £40 a ticket for 3 hours of my favourite style of music.

This made me laugh

That would be funnier if it was Spurs.

There's a disturbing shortage of cottage cheese due to increased demand driven by social media: "Why is there a cottage cheese shortage in the UK? The curd surge is being driven by trending recipes on social media, which emphasise the cheese's high protein content. On TikTok, cottage cheese is touted as a core ingredient in everything from dips to ice-cream to bagels". I tried to get some today and no supermarket I went to had any.

A bit like Prime Ministers or anyone at the head of any organisation. Some will like and get on board. Some will be critical and dismissive. Only time tells and even then you'll never get 100% positivity. Even if we went on to win the Euros and/or the WC with TT, there'd still be some that would never be happy. Sir Alf Ramsey was roundly criticised for his dogmatic approach with the England squad. Glass half full/half empty.

Aren't they all about to be sold to keep the club afloat?

Wearing a disability headguard in case he has a seizure?

I don't get it.

I love Claudio. I wish he'd stayed if only for his personality.

One is very funny the other is as dull as ditch water and moans about cycling in London.