Libertine

Got the Snake Eater remake yesterday. Fun but really needs patching, got a bug after the Ocelot fight where it’s just skipping every cutscene (insert Kojima joke here), amongst other little glitches here and there.

"Brigade" is an automatic red card.

Fingers crossed for a re-enactment of this for Ramsey's reveal.

Can't be above a 5 when Faes is still here.

They really missed the chance to go full on Davina meme. Really disappointing. (Rudkin out)

They make a beautiful answer smash. Jordan James Justin.

You feel for the poor social media intern who has to try and condense this hero's highlights into a snappy three minute goodbye video.

FFS I was in the middle of sourcing said gif. I'll take my cliched nonsense elsewhere.

It’s just a double barrelled surname they’re quite common.

Hope your one-year-old daughter has a prominent role in the ceremony.

RICKY

It's horrendous knowing I'm multiple years older than Jannik Vestergaard. Really can't get over it.

If he's referring to KFC box meals he's not half wrong.

Dudchin.

I understand he sharts tonight.

Thoroughly recommend Long Story Short, the new series by the guy who created Bojack. Different show of course but once you get a few episodes in and get used to the characters it's really good.

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Bullspit.

This scoreline and the epic rain, propa football.

Haven't you been warned about getting political?

I think it's great, but when are they going to wear it?

Pure sexy filth Abdul.