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Go **** yourself Matterface!!! Sleepless in Seattle! You can almost hear the excitement in his voice when he gets to use one of these.

There’s a known Belgian fan who dresses up as a Belgian version of Obelix (from Asterix), could be him.

Pretty sure I read somewhere that Forest were “offered” the opportunity to sign Glasner which prompted them to release Pereira. Which makes you think he wanted to stay in England but wasn’t getting the offers he expected, he certainly would’ve had interest from Bundesliga clubs.

A conspiracy theorist might suggest that they're letting more go so as not to add astronmical stoppage time to the end of matches, as they've already got the 3 minutes added on for hydration breaks. It'll be the U.S. TV network cabals.

Sweden are going to be gassed playing like this.

He has a break clause in his RB contract to take the national team job if it becomes available. Having one too many RB Leipzig players in the squad would probably look like a conflict of interest if he did both.

Germany were absolutely robbed by some appalling VAR

Jonathan Tah getting some of that sweet sweet Pizza Hut advert money.

That’s bollocks

Almiron looks like a haunted ventriloquist dummy who kills children in their dreams.

Klopp will be in charge of this lot by the end of the summer.

**** you Matterface and your Houston pun you’ve had stuck up your arsehole all match, desperate to shit out at the end. ****.

I actually thought his post-match team talk about "Canadian Heroes" was actually pretty decent. He's clearly a good man manager. He seems like a good guy, but I don't think I could watch Marschball week in week out.

If we manage to get anything close to £15m for Skipp, I think we can assume McCarron is now heading up sales and acquisitions while Rudkin is shopping around for hay for the polo stables.

4.2% of this match getting some excitement!

Lovely.

About 40 years ago maybe.

Really grown to hate Livin’ On A Prayer.

Totally convincing performance.

Kane got 1.19 goals a game for Bayern last season, how are we incapable of actually providing any decent delivery to him.

The Panama kit looks like a rebadged Bolton kit circa 2000

Elvish Peter Stringfellow looks as if he’s going to **** at least one of those players tonight.

How is Undav not playing over Havertz?!

Reckon Klopp will be using the get out clause in his Red Bull contract to take over the national team after this tournament.