This country, the lids on Co-Op ready meals that never come off properly, the price of bog roll, people who are famous for no reason, most programmes on ITV, scallies, clothing brands that can't get their sizing right, clothing collection bags that come through your door but aren't from proper charities, The Guardian's self-righteousness, very opinionated Scousers, faux-Coffee culture, 45-year-old blokes who dress like 17-year olds, WKD trying to market itself as a manly drink, those shots that fit birds try to sell you in clubs that are about 12% ABV but everybody puts on a face like they're downing industrial ethanol, the price of going out on the piss, hangovers, HR people (what do they even do?), when your underwear isn't quite dry, splashing yourself with the tap in a public toilet so it looks like you've pissed down your trousers, the price of fags at motorway services, the price of fags generally, thieves, Nectar card and their paltry rewards, cobwebs, fancy dress parties, women spending money on shit, people on eBay who list things as new when they're not, Hollyoaks, Southerners who think that everybody who isn't from the South sounds thick, Cockney twats who phone in on Talk Sport, adverts on Talk Sport aimed squarely at rip-off Cockney tradesmen, Weight Watchers snacks that anybody who is on a diet would be better off just not eating and waiting until their dinner, people who are rude to waitresses in restaurants, people who lack common courtesy, shit drivers, speed cameras, the police, overpaid council employees in pointless posts, corporate shit, Staples, ponces, those fake glasses that people think is fashionable to where, migraine.
There's more.
