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Is this our last season of Adidas? If we end up with Castore next then I will be the most angry anybody has ever been in human history. I can feel it; I’ve got a nasty hunch we’re going to end up with that utter excrement. ABC: Anything But Castore

Absolutely not! About 60% of Foxestalk wanted to sack off Schmeichel for Danny Ward. The Foxestalk football hivemind is an absolute car crash. We‘d probably have nice kits though.

I know it could get worse and that’s what I’m afraid of. I simply don’t believe that there is some magical fairy godmother buyer that ticks all the boxes that everybody wants them to tick.

I’m afraid you’re going to be bitterly disappointed.

Fine. Then what?

And - realistically- what do your foresee happening now assuming we’re sold?

You’ve missed the point. My point is there is no satisfactory ownership arrangement that is going to come from KP divesting the club, because we don’t make sense to purchase. It’s about pragmatism.

I don’t think that’s unique to King Power, I think that applies to every business acquisition negotiation that’s ever taken place in the history of time.

Feel like he’s bound to feature in one way or another because a) we lack other options, b) League 1 is about the level you’d want to blood him in at, and c) he’s clearly worth a punt, especially with some pre-season confidence.

Exactly this. There is almost no way this goes well for us. Economically, we don’t make sense to purchase.

What do you think is going to improve once some Kuwaiti air conditioning salesman buys us? Even if he’s as rich as Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos combined, we’re still hamstrung by the same financial regulations.

We’re going to be owned by Fawaz or some clown of his ilk. Slow handclap for the King Power Out movement.

Alright, Mr Yorkshire. There was me thinking that mocking the city of Leeds‘ well-known affinity with Jimmy Saville was fairly standard patter. Seeing as only U-rated Yorkshire mockery is apparently allowed, how about this: Wensleydale is a terrible cheese, totally lacking in flavour or discernible character. And Henderson‘s Relish is OK, but ultimately a Temu Worcester Sauce.

Come on Spain. Smash those cheating, stinking, Nazi-hiding, Israel-supporting Curepis like they’re the ARA General Belgrano and it’s 1982.

TBF, Jimmy Saville was massive in Leeds.

They are the Argentina of English domestic football.

They need to STFU and go back to banging on about how great Yorkshire apparently is.

Cue the ‘this club is a joke’ posts when we don’t win this pre-season training exercise.

Who is Carr?

Whether he’s good, bad or indifferent, it’s widely known that selling your home grown players is a crucial way of striving for PSR compliance.

I won’t literally take it, I’m not spending £70 on one FFS.

Yep, I’ll take that. The embossing is something a bit different and a point of interest. The overall look of the shirt is bland but smart. Obviously the sponsor logo is a shitshow, but we knew that.

Modem Sylla

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