Saxondale

That's actually a pint, the bloke is just really small.

The entire public sector.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-15451465 This pair of ugly ****ers. Incidentally, the cvnt on the right looks like Super Hans!!!!

O'Neill Martin O'Neill You make me happy When skies are black And now that Sven has Sadly departed Won't you please, oh please Come back

And relax everybody. Everything will be OK.

I'm back. Too much Sven fallout to deal with. It's making me a nervous wreck.

Nice pics and nice doggy - is that yours?

I daren't face the post-Millwall fallout so I thought I'd come here and do some quiet contemplation. This is a nice thread, I feel safe here.

Maggi 'So Juicy' - it actually works.

Trying to sleep with backache.

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/15-year-old-robber-jailed/story-13631770-detail/story.html What a little cvnt. I hope he messes with somebody even more mental than him and they react by scooping out his eyeballs with a teaspoon and replacing them with his testicles.

YES! You're so right! Don't drive like a slow twat but then have the audacity to speed through a village!

Charity bags that come through your door which, when you look at them closely, aren't proper charities. I get loads of them too. **** off, my gear's going straight to Macmillan - not some ripping-off gyppos exploiting people's good nature.

Literally the smuggest person on the planet. He needs to eff right off my telly.

The misses picked up some Dairylea Dunkers Jumbo Tubes on offer from Tesco the other day. Turns out she loves them as much as I do. Lovely stuff!

This could equally belong in the 'cvnts of our time' thread.

What does he mean by this: He also tweeted that all Arsenal fans should be GASSED, adding: "Hitler had the right idea." Did Hitler gas Arsenal fans? I thought he gassed Jews, mainly. And, as it happens, Tottenham (this lad's team) have a famously large Jewish following. Whoops.

Ashley Cole's smug face.

We've all had this conversation.

Wasn't familiar with MC Pitman but, after a YouTube search, I now am. Quality!

Fair point. If my bathroom was a boat, i would indeed want all the holes to remain blocked. Thankfully it is, in this case, a proverbial boat only.

Mr Muscle drain unblocking gel. One of the only high street cleaning products that actually does what it's supposed to.

I had a couple of Navmans. Admittedly, they both broke, but I found in terms of function they were better than any other I've used. Made the mistake of buying a Binatone. It was very cheap but, unfortunately, absolute shite. I gave up using it entirely because it was so troublesome. Garmins are good and reliable. For a good deal, check the Tesco /Argos / Currys outlets on eBay. They sell stuff cheap and it's generally perfectly good catalogue returns.

Why is it that withdrawing money at a cashpoint take me about 30 seconds, yet whoever is in front of me always manages to take literally four minutes? How long can you legitimately spend at a cashpoint? It took me less time to arrange my ruddy mortgage! :frusty:

Stilton.