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I also concur with you and Trav - loved King of Kong. Highly recommended, although I wouldn't recommend watching it on Youtube without checking all the parts are there first. Some bastard had cleverly uploaded the whole film, but with the sound missing from the final part. I didn't realise until I'd just watched the penultimate part and was itching to find out how it ended. That was infuriating. Luckily, a friend's gf had the dvd and lent it to me.

Sorry to hear that. My condolences to you.

Can you pinpoint the reasons why you loved the 90s ones? Batman Returns aside, I don't think I've ever heard anything positive about them before. I was really impressed by Batman Begins, and I thought The Dark Knight was brilliant - even better than the first Tim Burton one. I haven't seen the latest one yet.

I haven't seen the latest one, but Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were my favourite Batman films. I couldn't disagree more about Batman not being dark - it's a story about a man who, as a child, watched both his parents murdered in front of his eyes. It's the camp 60s tv show and the terrible 90s films (after the Tim Burton ones) that deviated from the true spirit of the source material. The recent image change is actually a return to the character's roots. Batman was originally a dark, messed up character. Geek knowledge.

Haha! Yeah! I thought of that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm the other day where Larry receives a gift in that packaging. He ends up breaking the gift because he can't get through the plastic. Then he orders a box cutter, only to find it arrives in the same packaging.

I can't remember who it was on here who wrote it (I'd like to credit whoever it was), but the best Vardy chant is to the tune of Chaka Khan's Ain't Nobody. I think it was something like, Jamie Vardy, Scores for Leicester, Makes me happy, Makes me feel this way Fits so perfectly, it was as if the original was written with JV and us in mind. http://youtu.be/SvPZo52X5vo

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To the tune of LL Cool J's Mama Said Knock You Out, Ant's gonna Knock you Aert, Tony said Knock you Aert Ant's gonna Knock you Aert, Anthony Knock you Aert. Aaah aah aah aah x4 Would be especially good for cup matches, or if he ever punches anyone, when it would make perfect sense.

You're right - the joke makes no sense. I'll try to save that pathetic joke as best I can... Did you hear about the man with a massive dong who started whinnying and trying to gallop with all fours that had U-shaped metal shoes nailed on when he was executed with a rope around his neck? He was hung like a horse.

I apologise, but it was worth it.

Sorry mate. It was Ruud van Nistelrooy.

"Waiting on." What the fvck is that? It's waiting for, idiot.

This sounds like a cooking show I could get into. Beef does taste better when it was tenderised with a snooker ball in a sock or a nunchaku.

Exactly. I was about to write something similar. It goes further than that. A meat-free world would mean keeping only a miniscule fraction of the numbers of cows, sheep, pigs, chickens, etc. we currently have, so it wouldn't only mean a mass cull now, it would also mean a cull for as long as we stay meat-free. Making a decision like this doesn't just wipe out most of the animals we eat today, but all future generations of those animals. You might say it's pointless to worry about animals that may never be born, but as things stand, the number of future animals born is vastly greater than the number would be if we ended the meat industry. Do you really want to deny all those countless baby cows, pigs and chickens their lives? Who's really got the animals' best interests at heart, here?

We were eating meat way before money was invented. No rich people, no poor people, no vegetarians - just humans, all eating animals.

Well, maybe, but we may not have survived as a species had we stayed herbivores. There may well have been a very good reason that our diet had to change. We were eating meat way before we were worrying about the ethics involved. Cats have always been carnivores since they've been cats, but we do all share an ancestor. Going back to PETA again, I don't think they care about animals so much as they hate humans.

I'm not saying it definitely is false, but I wouldn't trust a word PETA says. http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

Is it really just me? Laurence Fishburne Charlie Brooker Does anyone else see it now?