Raw Dykes

The cream of Sum Yung Guy.

I just saw that he'd retired. Felt like I'd just woken up from a coma! Christ, I feel old.

It's a homophone

Soyuncu and Benkovic, maybe? I might be remembering wrong.

I think the two that slipped by were probably Hozelock and Zaha. Hlozek seemed all but wrapped up before it fell through. I bet that was one of them, at least. That's not to say I think we'll be signing Asprilla, though!

No way! That actually happened to me once! I went to buy a new telly at Curry's. As soon as I walked through the door, I suddenly needed to fart, but I could tell it wasn't normal, and then I remembered I'd had a bad case of the sour apple quickstep a couple of days prior. It apparently had unfinished business. I wasn't all that familiar with all the toilet locations at Fosse Park, but I knew the food court had them... right over the other bastard end. It was a long and lonely desperate waddle over there. I did finally make it there, and I took a big slash. Out my arse. It was touch and go at times, but I'm pleased to say my lucky pants made it through unscathed.

Ole can fvck right off. Totally shite and he shields rapists. Don't even think about it, Top.

Staying up will be a bonus!

Of course it's an FFP win. What difference does the amount we paid Man City make? We've already paid that whether Enzo goes or stays. Am I missing something?

I do thank Enzo for getting us back to the PL, but I think this has worked out well for us. We were never going to stay up playing like that, and it was clear Enzo wasn't going to find a plan B. The compensation is a huge bonus, especially when you consider the club would likely be paying him off themselves in a few months, and now there's a chance we can get a replacement who is more pragmatic, and flexible re: style. We'll be very lucky to stay up this coming season, so we really need to get this appointment right. I do have a suspicion Top is obsessed with us being a Lidl Man City - hope to be proven wrong.

My mind was blown when I learnt this a few years ago. Saw the advert, and it even has a wurzel voiceover. I think it's a gold standard Mandela Effect example. So much so, I vote it should be renamed "the Hovis Effect."

It's because people don't understand the question. This came up a while ago, and it turned out quite a few people thought you were meant to decide whether the manager should stay based on this one, single game alone. Like you had no other information 😂 Please don't ask me why!

That's what I'm thinking. Everyone's affected, so the market just needs a bit of time to settle and adjust. I expect we'll see clubs spend a lot less for a while, and any club trying to sell a player will have to accept that they're not likely to get what they might once have been offered. The money they do get will go further, though.

This came up a long while ago, and it turned out there is a surprising amount of people who think you're meant to judge whether you want the manager to stay based on this one game alone - as if you've only got this one game to base your opinion on. I've got no idea why anyone would assume that to be the case, but there you go. That's why you get crazy results like this - crazy people 😜

I don't know for sure, but I doubt Soumare is registered, anyway.

Bbq sauce is shite

League 1?!

Harry Winks hardly screams physical presence. I'll be shocked if he turns out to be decent for us. Hope to be shocked!

Not for me. Apart from the fact that he's shite, he'd want a big wage, and I strongly doubt he'd have the right attitude stepping down from a bigger club and from the PL. I'd much rather we target mainly young players and the odd experienced player if the price is right. Signing players at their peak just makes no sense financially, and we never seem to get those signings right, anyway. Stinks like a terrible signing to me. Avoid.

Farse about ace.

He's useless. I honestly don't reckon he'd stand out in the Championship.

Cherno Samba next, please.

Yeah - I think it's traditionally the sub keeper's number. Used to be pretty common, anyway.