Raw Dykes

Smoking Room.

I think it's Calvin & Hobbes, but a bit older.

Kermode mentioned it.

It wouldn't make you a traitor, it would make you a WUM. Kasabian aren't my favourite band, but... The Enemy?! Come on. I'm sure they're allowed to - it's cruel to make up rules for deaf Scousers.

I'm tempted to jump back on, but I think I'll wait to see how I feel after Tuesday night's match.

On a serious note...

Incredible! This must be a hoax. It sounds like a piece from The Day Today.

Give the mechanic a payrise - the dead engine just turned over. And the cleaner - smells quite nice in here now.

It's funny cos it's true. I've often wondered about how the virgin Mary planned to tell people she was pregnant, yet still a virgin. "Mary, you slag!" "What? I haven't been cheating on Joe - an invisible man who magically created the universe did it without me knowing." "Oh, that's ok, then. I take it back." Thankfully, people aren't that gullible today. Hang on a minute...

I missed that bit. Stupid thing to say. Did anyone respond? If I was the presenter, I would have had a few things to say about that. For starters, why does she want to make the atmosphere even worse than it already is at the KP, and why does it matter to her at all if she's in Glasgow? I did hear that fella saying he'd put Mills back into the starting XI and make him captain if he was manager, whilst also saying players should "play for the shirt", and not just turn up for the money. He sounded very confused if you ask me. Sounds like he hasn't been paying attention at all this whole season. I can't understand how or why anyone would phone in if they don't know what they're talking about or even what their own point is meant to be.

I haven't seen this yet. I think I remember hearing/reading it's in a strange screen ratio for a film. Did I remember right?

I know that! Nevertheless, I was replying to this, "You will not find one bit of official advertising that says "Barclays Premiership" so why the hell do people think it is?!" It was officially named the Premiership originally, and for the following 14 years! That's why people call it that.

Yeah! Also, the ones who wear low-cut tops, or t-shirts with text across their chest. If I see writing, I'm going to want to read it. Why are they surprised that people look? Actually, this goes for any flamboyant dresser who doesn't want attention. The other week, there was a bloke on the train dressed in a steampunk outfit, which was unusual enough. Then when he was getting off, he put on a giant fluffy flourescent orange full length coat. He was clearly uncomfortable that people were staring and smiling at him. Pick one! Do you want to dress as mad as you like, or not turn heads? Can't have it both ways.

I highly recommend 15 Storeys High. Hardly anyone's heard of it, because the BBC treated it so badly, but it's one the best sitcoms I've ever seen. I've just found out you can watch it on Youtube!

Long enough to know how bloody difficult it is to find my favourite gluten free purple velvet torte, and my wheat free blueberry pancakes. It's a fvcking disgrace, I can tell you.

That's a shame. Most of my mates love Partridge at least as much as me. "It wouldn't be an egg cup, it would be two egg cups and a kidney dish." I watched The Day Today again recently. Forgot how good that was. I think the Inbetweeners is ok, but not something I could watch over and over again. When I was at uni, we did watch The Office and Peep Show on repeat. I think I know the 1st series of The Office off by heart. Have you ever seen Sean Lock's 15 Storeys High?

My point was that there's a lot of fussy eaters in wealthy countries who will falsely claim to have allergies instead of admitting they're just being a pain in the arse. You won't find this particular brand of idiot where food is scarce.

That's brilliant. Hope someone got a photo/video. Love your avatar, btw. Saw the episode where Alan pierces his foot on a spike earlier - gets me every time.

Absolutely! I think it's unforgivable after the age of about 10, but lots of them are fully grown adults with their own kids. They also claim they're allergic to everything. I wonder how many Ethiopians are lactose or wheat intolerant...

Couldn't agree more. Winds me up so much, and it's getting worse all the time. It's waiting for, not waiting on. It's arse, not ass. It's aeroplane, not airplane. It's car park, not parking lot. It's pavement, not sidewalk. It's different from (or to, at a push), not different than. It's just often, not oftentimes. That's not even a word. There's about a million more of these.

I agree with you - I detest both those people, but I don't know why you'd call them sell-outs. They've always been horrible, obnoxious, talentless pricks, and they've never done any work of any worth. Them and shitty rip-off shows on Sky1 are made for each other. Visit the toilet?