steveherbe

Remember seeing him in a friendly at bournemouth for the city, must have been his debut season. Gave matt elliot a right bollocking, I thought at the time the kid would be a star. Not quite, but a bloody good try. Heskey scored for us, thats how long ago it was. Week before tim flowers joined, young tom (sol the wall bamba) was mascot the week after at pompey, we got to meet all our players - and now, young tom is 21 this weekend! Where the fook did that go!

Top job Gaz, didnt know Emma could sew!!

Hi, dimsports.eu is pretty good for streams, I watched a lot of games there last season. Got to few aways 'live' as well, before anyone calls me plastic! Welcome to the maddest forum you will ever see.

At least we speak english. 'I would OF bitten your hand off....'. There, their and they're inexorably mixed up and confused. Illiterate northern tw@ts.

Any seats left?Put me down for 3.

I was only jesting about L1 guys, but I do think we should keep chants simple, then everyone gets it. Bloody good tune though, and perfect for James - or liam moore, or geoffrey schlupp, or andy king.

Glad you agree, thought I might have been a bit controversial there, but so far 100% backing.

Nope sorry mate, we need original chants, and mine is original!

So simple. Google Brad Paisley mona Lisa, play it, hear the chorus. So simple even L1 will get it! Ooh ooh ooh matty james, ooh ooh ooh matty james..... If this isnt ringing round the KP next home match there'll be trouble. Me and Tom will definitely be singing it for 90 minutes at the QPR game.

Hold on there young fella, I'm of a certain age, and I went mental at bmth. Maybe if you youngsters got off your mobiles for five minutes and supported the team instead.....

Second part of that peter kaye documentary last night. Laughed till I cried, stomach hurt as well. Pure genius. My wife made me google ring n ride - it exists. Laughing so much I couldnt speak- theres a bonus.

The heckling section was priceless. Especially when the wrong people were shouting. Tears in my eyes. Happens every time PK is on

Just watched C4 documentary about Peter Kayes 2012 tour. The man is a comedy genius.

Musketeers. What a bloody mess. Should have been good, but somehow they' ve produced a gay comedy.

Ha! Not quite mate, but where did all those years go? 3 more to go, then I put my feet up forever.

My birthday today, dont ask for the numbers. But, had a good day off work xmas shopping, made bearable by being out with son.

Went to see status quo last wednesday at bournemouth. Awesome as usual. Thats 30+ times I've seenthem now, they never disappoint. Perhaps a bit hardcore for you youngsters though.

Flurries in Winchester, for all you 'ard northern lads that reckon us southerners can't take it.

Sits back and waits for the abuse! Hi Tom.

This. IMHO thats all the Liverpool fans and families wanted, someone to blame that wasnt them.

A mate of mine was telling me how he took his wife to the doctors to get her tourettes treated. "Funniest thing" he said, "Turns out she doesnt have tourettes - I AM a cvnt and she DOES want me to Fvck off!"

Just checking my son survived Bournemouth Uni Summer Ball, seeing as he hasnt called his mum yet re Race For Life!. Its sad when the only way to keep in touch is via FT!!

Ya miserable git!! Obviously you had a late one this morning.

Has FT announced the suspension of this bus service yet? I'm expecting it to resume sometime around the start of August

Can I book two seats please for me and 'Sol the wall Bamba'? Will you be able to pick us up, or do we have to get to the KP to board?