DesertFox

5,258.9 miles. But not very often, unfortunately.

Muzzy has lived in Fleckney for years. My nephews go to private swimming lessons that Mrs Muzzy runs at their house.

I saw this one from the Carling stand. Blackburn's luminous kit was visible but nothing else - it looked like there was only one team out there!

Shout out to Conor Coady, who's been fairly bad under RVN but was really, really bad under Cooper.

For the first time in a while, we look.... well coached.

I know they're in slightly different positions, but for pure silkiness I'm getting Mahrez vibes about this boy.

Away at FC Tucson please

[Boney M - Brown Girl in the Ring] Ruud van Nistelrooy, tra-la-la-la-la Ruud van Nistelrooy, tra-la-la-la-la-la Ruud van Nistelrooy, tra-la-la-la-la He. Looks. Great. In a turtle neck SHEXSHY!

In some ways I feel sorry for the players, because they've been absolutely abandoned tactically.

Kevin Schade. Two goals in his first 41 Premier League games, and then we rock up and he has a hat trick before the hour mark! 🤣

We need more than Mike Phelan 😎

Brighton are, quite rightly, going to do what they did with Ben White. They won't sell him this coming summer, they'll give him a season in their first team then sell to the big six for 70m+.

Great stuff Anil, thank you 😎

What will today's excuses be? One point for each key word. I'm going for... Rain Hail Thunder Lightning Pitch Ref Assistants/4th official Opposition Too much injury time Not enough injury time Dyche Points deduction No points deduction Premier League Ricardo That should bag me five or six points, which is more than City will have by Christmas at this rate.

Thanks Anil, really appreciate the analysis

* Plus he took a year out of the Prem and hammered in 18 in Championship as well. ****in legend!

****in ell!

Hoof!

Can't see how we can stay up. Nailed on for 20th.

This shouldn't be too difficult to figure out, surely? He's currently at home in Ghana because he had international duty, so has more time off than those who are already back in preseason. He'll be back next week. It doesn't make any sense to fly him back to Leicester during his holiday, just for a photo shoot.

Chair, he'll eye us...

Correct!

Can anyone remember this guy? My first full season with a kid's season ticket was 84/85, and my favourite player was the right back. He used to wear a bandage on his arm, not because he was injured but to cover up an embarrassing tattoo. I just read that he received a 22-month jail sentence in 2009 for GBH! Without Googling... can you name him?

Meh.

He does know he's Welsh, right?