Mike Oxlong

Welcome Humble Saviour

I’ve relocated to non league. No hassle at all.

Am thinking Pinder in a bikini on a bouncy castle as half time entertainment and ..... it's still a no

Tits !

I'm looking forward to no longer not looking forward to going to games at the KP - if you get my drift 🤔

Watching a programme about Jamie I get - he's an interesting character who has achieved great things against the odds in the most popular sport in the world. Watching a programme about the woman that married him whose most notable achievement is attaining WAG status I don't get at all.

It would be nice if those recruiting remembered what type of football got us out of League One previously, was then successful in the championship and ultimately took us to the PL title - none of this tippy tappy shit anymore. Up and at 'em

Got to be one of the worst jobs in the world

A still from the reveal video

Being kept on 🤣

Good job it's only Protein Dynamix and not methamphetamine

Wiki says Swansea finished 15th and 10th in the League during his period in charge

I see one of Martin's teams scored a goal from a 56 pass move

Up and coming manager over better known repeat failure please

Martin's a changed man. He's now a big fan of two up front. He had to phrase it that way when interviewed as Rudkin thinks two up top is another thing altogether

Now plying his trade on Viccy Park

Only 364 sleeps until the eleven year anniversary 5000-1 game

Attendance just been announced - 76,429

All this social media shit. MAKE IT STOP

He could barely hit the post on the pitch

League One football at Premier League prices. That's some loyalty reward scheme they've offered.

MUST BIN GAME

They'll be the ones most likely to have bought a ticket. £25 refunds all round Oh, but wait a minute, what about the charities ? 🤔

Dressed up as a thank you Only offered because of woeful ticket sales