Mike Oxlong

Are they expecting people to pay their own petrol money to get there ?

What a time to be a Leicester sports fan

I've booked in with her for a prostate health check on the pitch at half time

Soooo love my watch

This fella has been employed by KP. He can be seen walking through the streets of Leicester with pockets full of tickets

They could've gone shit hot. Instead they went hot shit.

It has just become apparent that for my entire life I've clearly misunderstood the meaning of "stars"

Going Bicester Village

Sneak preview

LCFC ladies They've agreed to give us a three goal start

In relation to Patson - Pray for the poor bastards who are having to produce a highlights reel as he’s touted to potential suitors 🙏

I’ll raise you Richie Wellance

I knew he'd be back when I saw his face form in my bowl of Rice Krispies this morning

It's quite sobering to think I'll never see him hit a 6 yard scuffer again

Any purchaser will want to buy at a price that reflects us being a League One club that needs a lot of change but has potential. Top would only sell on the basis of a price that views us as a PL club on the verge of Europe.

I wouldn’t worry too much. We’ve probably think we are in talks with Russell Martin but are actually negotiating with the agent of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Russell_(footballer)

Maguire’s mum

Hope she’s not now wishing I was there

With proper direction what Villa have achieved could easily have been us. Not so long ago we were in a better position to recruit the better managers and players and we had the greater opportunity for sustained European football. Now they are major trophy winners whist we are looking at League One football. What a shambles KP has been.

He's also desperately trying to get STD and UTI