Mike Oxlong

SSN now reporting its Farage

FFS ! It’s like the line where the bloke chosen is the one who doesn’t take a step back quickly enough

Good news then Won’t need immunisations for the away game

🤔 But regardless Looking forward to singing 🎶Stamford’s a shithole, I wanna go home 🎶

Weird

Big local derbies v Coalvillescum and Ketteringtossers to look forward to

Lay off him please He’s earnt a rest

Bonkers that this mostly affects people who earn less in a year than an average PL player earns in a week

Looks a bit like a tubbier Jimmy Carr

Don’t forget your shit beer, pie with a base like a miners shoe and AI written programme

If I didn’t have a ST I wouldn’t go Supporting your club is no longer an option for all

So we can sack him before pre season

I think Rory needs someone other than his mate on the bag Not that Harry is a bad caddie but in those crucial moments he just hasn’t been enough to help his man over the line in the majors

The sticking point is the £25 the club want to charge him for card entry to the office suites

I can’t afford the new kit with the £25 ST charge Will have to show my support when out and about with a strategically placed ST card although I’m pretty sure it won’t be enough to preserve my modesty !

This bloke opening the closing ceremony is a bit of a stroker Feel sorry for Rory but ballsy from Bryson

Pickford would do ok in a Vardy lookalike contest

Raw determination

Clever Fox 🤔

Potter thinks Potter is better than Potter is

Hope he doesn’t script write horror movies

Fixed 😉

He’s made me feel comatose

I can do a mean turtle head.