Mike Oxlong

This is an utter cvntfest

Expecting a wardrobe malfunction here

She’s fitter than Gary Taylor Fletcher

Grindr must be the corporate sponsors

I’m getting to the point when I’m just grateful for any performance that doesn’t include a hairy arse and a pair of bollocks hanging out of a thong

Enzo

That’s what gay Tweedledee and Tweedledum look like

This has been shit so far and not in a good way Desperately needs some cheese and wackos to get back on track

You’ll see quite a few before this show is done

Hope he’s not wearing nylon

Sumo comes to Eurovision

Fvck me - the nordic Jedward !

Biffin bridge innit ?

The Detroit Foxes Wendyburger Triple Decker FC - formerly known as Leicester City Football Club

But if you pay £25 towards “charity” the club doesn’t give a fvck it would seem

Haven’t seen that many people on one bed since the 2015 pre season tour to Bangkok

Didn’t ever bring mine for many many years as my mum would have gone fvckin mental

I wasn’t offended The emoji was a “I’ll have a think” 👍

🤔

My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. On first look I read that as licked out

Ooh 🤞 Thanks for the opportunity Best wishes, Unlucky Mike

If it’s Jonny Evans I’m going to glue my eyelids shut

I will pay for the physical card as that’s what the club don’t want and it suits my own purposes. It won’t be an option at all in a year or two. I thought long and hard about whether to renew at all but FOMO (probably on our next relegation 🤣) and the enjoyment I get from watching football and Leicester being my team meant that I did although going to watch my local non league side for a tenner gets more attractive each year But over and above the ST and charge for the card KP won’t get another penny out of me. I’d like to see a cap on ST/match ticket prices as was introduced for away games. When players are on eye watering incomes and with agents and others riding the gravy train there is no moral justification for the prices charged. I know the counter argument is market forces but it just seems wrong to further burden your average fan

The club are just waiting for the furore over this to blow over but my willingness to spend on anything over and above the ST has been changed for good It’s the principle not the cost

And not to forget his great work on this era defining album