Mike Oxlong

Is @Finnegan on gardening leave ?

I sort of was although Pablo Escobar is no longer available

The board will tell prospective managers that the press have got it all wrong and that actually the PL are going to award us a points bonus

We need possession with intent to supply

I get them too

Yeah but I’m hampered from seeing mine due to a bit of belly Drawn from distant memory

I already know how I’ll be voting

Too hairy

Our recent management selection criteria may be entirely be based on level of baldness

One of those mentioned reminds me of a fish looking upwards from the catch bucket on a trawler Not saying who though

More watchable than Crossbar Challenge or Sam Bailey as the half time entertainment

We are getting £10m plus for a manager we would probably have sacked and had to pay off by Christmas I’m inflated

Talk Sport have just referred to him as “Leicester’s Super Spaniard” 🤣

One day shopping at Morrisons, next day shopping at Harrods

No good for me I’m allergic to cats

Anyone foreign that I’ve never heard of before

I thought it was a telephone directory

I’m not happy and I’m not gutted Next season is going to be brutal whoever is in charge Will be interesting to see how Enzo gets on I’m predicting he won’t be at Chelsea at the start of the 25/26 season as he’ll need to break the top four and I don’t think that will happen but I don’t blame him for taking the chance

I’ll introduce you sometime. I understand a handshake is the usual introductory greeting

It would appear as if Mrs G has locked young Davie in the cupboard under the stairs again

It is devilishly tricky taking a card out of your pocket/wallet. Sometimes I have to get my carer to help me.