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It'll be Scott Carson on a four year deal

I've studied Welsh town names Caerphilly. Prestatyn is where all the buttons for machines are made ?

Time to nail your colours to the mast - Are you a Ruud boy are will you get a cob on if it's not Corberan? Its an Apples and Oranges situation, it's not a direct like for like comparison, perhaps easier to envisage what it would be like under Corboran but with a ceiling to it whereas Ruud is potentially more exciting but a step into the unknown? I'm wavering between them but knowing how crucial survival is I'm starting to lean towards the less glamorous but perhaps safer option of Corberan. Then again......

I’ve submitted my sample piece of analysis as a job application:- “According to my exhaustive detailed analysis of this seasons data, I can conclude that the other team are scoring more goals than us. My recommended ideal outcome is for this to stop.”

I don’t see a professional Director of Football I just see a marrow in glasses

We’ve looked at the usual candidates, unearthed a few new names, had a laugh about some of the more surreal suggestions but it’s time to find a second wind, pull together, we can do this. We can get this to 100 pages!

But Popeye keeps paying her

Shall we all stick a quid on Nuno Santo, get some popcorn and watch the fireworks

"Heyyyy, Chris Martin, I am such a big Coldplay fan....have you been sucking on vinegar bottles though, you look so strange?"

Let them know the fact we have only had 12 shots at home this season, they can count that on the fingers of two hands

Ruud hasn't been 4/1 favourite since the 3.40 at Newmarket. Just waiting now for the "You've just been appointed, why the long face" gag opportunity......

I think Corberan impressed everyone when his WBA side had that long spell at our place where we just couldn't get the ball of them and hung on for dear life. Hamzas hair saved four certain goals and it was a pivotal day in our eventual promotion, it very nearly went the other way and for a load of big physical units the WBA side moved the ball around very well, tough and fluent, admirable considering resources.

Threatened to take him on outside the ground in the tractor park.

Found it:- “Coach and Analyst Steve Rands have also left the Club. Steve, Alan and Steve depart with our thanks for their contribution during their time with the Club and with our best wishes for the future. Men’s First Team training will be overseen by First Team Coach Ben Dawson, supported by coaches Danny Alcock and Andy Hughes” Just hope they’re better than those P.E. Teachers wasted games in the relegation season. But surely we have someone lined up anyway?

Any word on who else (if anyone) has gone and who lead training today and would be caretaker manager Saturday if there’s no arrival? My long range camera picked out this chap who seemed to be running the session

Tesco’s are out of mineral water, plain crisps, bland sandwiches and waistcoats. Can mean only one thing…..Safegate is in town

Stockley park on fire. He’s taken his news well then.

You may be onto something there. Either that or we got them s**t faced on complimentary Chang and got them to sign something on a napkin!

A fire at VAR HQ? Seems like Coopers taken the sacking news well! 20 years ago I could have done a Wenger Joke - it looks like it was Arsene!

We had the points deduction looming and no real budget when Potter looked last time. The England job has come and gone, Man Utd too, none of the big 6-8 roles are due to become available anytime soon so it’s here, West Ham or overseas.

We need Potter. Harry Potter, to get us out of this mess!

Re why now not 2 weeks ago, maybe the attitude to a home game v Chelsea was the last straw. Vs Spurs on the opening day we played like that 1st half and he said the players had misunderstood the instructions. For this park the bus to re-emerge, this time without proper explanation is new. The spell where the players heads went completely was new (to the extent they went), the body language was at a new low, Vardy’s response was at a new extreme. This wasn’t another defeat it was an unprepared s***show, unprofessional at every level, no press, no urgency, no personality. It was a new low, lower than the old low. That’s why today.

Top read this and it tipped the balance. OK Southampton aren’t getting points today but tides are turning and we’re stood in quicksand.

Outsiders will say harsh as we’re not in bottom three but as MOTD / TNT etc have said we’re very poor and not coming out to win games. I usually get angry at the outside view anyway, they dip in and out and see us for free, they’re not emotionally invested in it like us and they don’t pay £70 to watch a tepid training drill.