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Tbh I think this series is weirder than last year and even last year was more twisted than the year before. The year Nathan and Kara won it was the first year I got into it and they were all pretty normal people all just having a laugh. I kinda feel like it's going down the big brother route whereby after a few years the producers feel like there needs to be more drama to create more entertainment. Strange people create drama I guess. To me, it's definitely feeling more manufactured than previous years.

The producers on this are right devious little sh!ts. There's absolutely no way Eyal is picking Hayley over Kendal if he has last pick. Shame Eyal didn't have the balls to speak to Adam about how he was feeling about Kendal. All in all the right decision I guess, she just isn't ready to be there. Dr Boring next

He is an excitable kid and his childishness is already starting to grind on me a bit. He does look a bit like our riyad though. Stick with ITV2 or go back to ITV1, that is the question...

Sky Sports are reporting we're paying the £3.5m fee in two installments... Are we taking the piss or what?!

Haven't the last two lads who have won it both been in it from the start and both been from Essex?

Of course not.... Think Eyal needs to find himself someone else too, they're clearly not meant to be. He reminds me a bit of Ramsay Bolton from GOT.

The sheer volume of "I'm fine, I'm fine" 's and yellow shorts banter dropped by Niall leads me to believe he might just not be fine...

It's like a full-blown resurrection of the tinder thread. Watch this space

Not quite as bad as listening to the couple from Essex, but yeah, I know what you mean. (A bit high pitched isn't it?)

L.I. Bingo is ticking along nicely. A ?% my type was dropped within 30 seconds of the girls gossiping and we've already had a "My dad is Danny Dyer" as well. A steady start. Plenty of pen gags to be had by the voiceover guy about the stationary salesman.

It was all worth it in the end with his 'well-taken' goal. And the celebrations in the away end when he did!....

Swap the kop we the the family stand.

I know. I was wondering whether they'd turned him back into a footballer at CSKA..... ... And then he tackles in such desperation that he 'tackles' with his hands first.... Foul and a yellow card...

Lilley's rhubarb cider mate. Can get it online (if it ain't out of stock) Absolute winner this time of year. Like Um Bongo for adults, but better.

The Bowling green tends to have decent beers on tap. Love Titanic's plum porter (which they often serve in there) and they had a rhubarb cider (not usually a cider fan) the other week when we played West Ham which was the mutts nuts. So good was the cider and the sunshine that watching that sh!t on display we left after 75mins to go and have another

Hayley Hughes FTW. Edit - just watched 'the meet the islanders' video and she's wayyyyy too Scouse. Generic good looking boring guy in there is the A&E doctor from Wales (Harley last year) and some tw@ already gloating about the size of his manhood and he isn't even in the villa yet.

From Mountsorrel I believe. Liam Moore is (I would imagine is still) a fan.

But did he catch the Pokémon?

Can't stand the flack and her stupid face, but absolutely love the rest of the show. Last year was a proper mind f*** with the second villa and it felt a bit like the producers of big brother had taken over, but I'm interested to see what happens this year all the same. Bring it on

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39442410 A sad day for all...

I had that too, was pretty random. I keep getting booted out.

Knocky getting booed by the forest fans, can't imagine why...

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11712/10237254/claudio-ranieri-invites-prince-william-to-come-celebrate-leicester-citys-season Plastics can fook off.

John Terry has Mahrez as his player's player of the year and 7 Leicester player in his XI.http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11712/10233616/john-terry-votes-for-riyad-mahrez-as-his-players-player-of-the-year Edit: Already been posted..

I'm hoping both of those qualifiers are at home...