RoboFox

He’s onside you divs.

Binning off two players who couldn’t give less of a **** in Winks and Faes has helped.

Derby playing like us. Honking.

It’s refreshing to see an actual normal football move for a change.

Mahkedahbra. The Bees.

I genuinely don't think we could attract Farke. Anyone with any sense takes one look at this bin fire club and waits for the next opportunity.

Nobody does, but we all know what a fetish for shit Southampton rejects Teflon Jon has.

I got it. It makes Hollow Knight look like The Sims. It's absolutely amazing of course but my word is it infuriatingly hard at times. The bosses are brutal and there's too many really ridiculously frustrating gauntlet rooms in which you just get absolutely ****ed from every direction. Incredible game though. "Just one more try"

More likely to be a Google search and we can all guess Rudkin's search history "Southampton FC managers"

Oh shit, I missed that bit **** me I thought they were selling this tosh in the club shop. I'll put down my pitchfork for now.

You'd struggle to find a thicker, more inept commercial department in English football.

Quite nice to hear a bit of realism on there TBH. Many of their guests seem to fail to grasp the reality of the situation entirely or they're just "back the lads" merchants. I'm sure the team at RL wholeheartedly agree with the sentiments (they have to watch this garbage every week, after all) but they've obviously got to try and retain some balance and be careful about what they say. Heaven forbid you upset the football club or its mighty leader.

There never is one, that's why. These people just perform mental gymnastics and whataboutery and then default to their position of "back the club no matter what" as if the club and the owner are somehow synonymous.

We really needed this fixture to be at home because when we get pumped by these bums the normal fans in the away section won't be able to generate the necessary venom to send a message to the club and the owner. We'll just have the usual Perspective FC lot clapping the players off after shipping three without reply and nothing will happen. If we're at home and lose this it's getting uncomfortably toxic.

He just wants to be a rich kid and just live off the family fortune doing rich kid stuff. Being around the football club means he has to face up to what is happening to it. I maintain the bloke is terrified and has a chronic case of avoidance coping. Maybe if he just stays away and plays polo the collapse of Leicester City will fix itself and everyone will think he's great again.

“My account was hacked”

Everyone's forgetting that the main criteria for managers seems to be 1. They're cheap. 2. They're desperate enough for a chance they're willing to come to this shit club. Nobody with an iota of credibility or a reputation to protect is coming near us.

Don't you dare.

I wouldn’t want MoN here tarnishing his legacy and neither would he.

We’ll lose this and the manager will be relieved of his duties.

The football is ****ing honking. When everyone else is moving on from awful posession obsessive garbage, we’re still chasing it like a pound shop Manchester City from five years ago.

What have we become?

Our squad is shit, ****ing dog bob. But it’s not THIS crap. We’ve been absolutely abject in every game. We can’t score, create or defend. There’s no system or philosophy. Nobody knows what this bloke is trying to achieve and the football is absolutely dire. Sorry, but nobody is going to convince me this nincompoop is getting the best out of this squad.

Trash - Suede.

Rollercoasters are exciting.