Ted Maul

Just poorly coached. No cohesion whatsoever.

Get BDCR on for Skipp now.

Cat flap hands turning into prime Gordon Banks. Couldn't make it up.

Soft as shite foul and offside. Class.

I'm finding the growing frustration at Fatawu quite odd. Victim of the high bar he's set.

Really does seem like a poor league this year. If we get our act together in any sort of way then we could quite easily still go up automatically.

Bazunu in goal for them. SHOOOOTT

When you're not in form, winning ugly is a good trait in this league.

Absolutely delighted for both Daka and Stephy, they needed that. Can only be a good thing for us too.

Cov's year ain't it. Everything going their way and no competition.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that. If his first sub isn't BDCR for Skipp if things aren't going well, get the torches and pitchforks.

If you can't be pessimistic after going from effectively 100-1 to an 8 wicket defeat in 4 hours, when can you be?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

One of those nightmarish days which will go down in Ashes folklore. I don't know where we go from here. Really felt like we needed to win this test to stand any chance and the flaws in our batting line up have been exposed very early in the tour.

I like the aggressive approach, but it needs to be relatively measured. That collapse today was absolutely brainless and it happens all too often, unfortunately.

Bowlers have been badly let down by the batsmen here. To have bowled so brilliantly, to get us into a position where we can win the game then end up being back out there 3 hours later to try and do it again... must be completely demoralising.

Start the car.

After the apathy of following Leicester over the last couple of seasons, it's been a long time since I've been this annoyed watching sport. TNT's woeful coverage only adding to it. Nice to feel alive again.

Hazlewood missing won't matter- Starc, Boland and Cummins more than enough for us. So frustrating. As you say, we had it in the bag at lunch. Just bat properly, wait for the ball to soften then cash in. Don't try and drive Boland and Starc when they're on the money and zipping it around.

If we do lose this, I just don't see how we come back from it mentally. The manner of the defeat, after being so brilliant with the ball yesterday, would be galling. Could end up being 5-0.

Trying not to be too reactionary, but this test feels so pivotal in the context of the series- fear we may end up looking back at that half an hour after lunch today as where we threw the ashes away.

Pitch seems to be behaving itself now. Looking very ominous.

If he gets in, it's game over.

Crawley usually looks like this to be fair.

This might not make day 3.