Ted Maul

The most surprising thing of that 'time since last shot' stat is that they've gone 8 minutes.

Skipp getting sent for a kebab by whatever foetus Southampton have promoted from their U12s about sums it up.

Already back on the M3 if they've got any sense.

We're absolutely rotten aren't we. The manager is bang average but there's no point sacking him until we've got someone else in who knows his arse from his elbow to run the footballing side of things. Half the squad don't want to be here and can't be arsed. Most of the rest aren't good enough. All of them earning way more than the average salary in the division. A couple of bleak years (at least) to endure.

Just poorly coached. No cohesion whatsoever.

Get BDCR on for Skipp now.

Cat flap hands turning into prime Gordon Banks. Couldn't make it up.

Soft as shite foul and offside. Class.

I'm finding the growing frustration at Fatawu quite odd. Victim of the high bar he's set.

Really does seem like a poor league this year. If we get our act together in any sort of way then we could quite easily still go up automatically.

Bazunu in goal for them. SHOOOOTT

When you're not in form, winning ugly is a good trait in this league.

Absolutely delighted for both Daka and Stephy, they needed that. Can only be a good thing for us too.

Cov's year ain't it. Everything going their way and no competition.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that. If his first sub isn't BDCR for Skipp if things aren't going well, get the torches and pitchforks.

If you can't be pessimistic after going from effectively 100-1 to an 8 wicket defeat in 4 hours, when can you be?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

One of those nightmarish days which will go down in Ashes folklore. I don't know where we go from here. Really felt like we needed to win this test to stand any chance and the flaws in our batting line up have been exposed very early in the tour.

I like the aggressive approach, but it needs to be relatively measured. That collapse today was absolutely brainless and it happens all too often, unfortunately.

Bowlers have been badly let down by the batsmen here. To have bowled so brilliantly, to get us into a position where we can win the game then end up being back out there 3 hours later to try and do it again... must be completely demoralising.

Start the car.

After the apathy of following Leicester over the last couple of seasons, it's been a long time since I've been this annoyed watching sport. TNT's woeful coverage only adding to it. Nice to feel alive again.

Hazlewood missing won't matter- Starc, Boland and Cummins more than enough for us. So frustrating. As you say, we had it in the bag at lunch. Just bat properly, wait for the ball to soften then cash in. Don't try and drive Boland and Starc when they're on the money and zipping it around.

If we do lose this, I just don't see how we come back from it mentally. The manner of the defeat, after being so brilliant with the ball yesterday, would be galling. Could end up being 5-0.