Ted Maul

Booing him is ridiculous. To say I wasn't keen on us appointing him is an understatement, but he's here. We've not got the money to chop and change managers now, so he's here for the foreseeable. Last thing we need is open negativity from day 1.

So, by 5pm we'll be sat in our lowest ever league position. Life under Aiyawatt.

Setting a good example as captain

Absolute mess.

"So then we knocked it about for 2 minutes, Joseph smashed it bottom corner and Russell said 'what you worried about?'"

****ing class from Braybrooke

The Leicester City Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda

Slow start, but I don't think it was anywhere near as bad as some are making out. We know how we're going to play under Martin- no escaping that. He's not going anywhere because we can't afford to sack him anyway. So I'm going to try and not get worked up when we inevitably **** things up at the back occasionally, in the hope that we improve as the season goes on (as Southampton did under him).

We've played 1 half of football.

10 past 1 on the opening day of the season and judgment already being passed on new signings.

Longing for the day when retaining possession isn't our first instinct on the edge of our own box.

Excellent knockdown from Burns

Nothing to get behind so far- early days, but it's following a script many of us feared so far.

All feels very Hull away, this.

Jesus wept

We've looked fine until the ball has reached Thomas.

Bodes well.

BDCR to score today.

Sold out? If so, 6,000 tickets gone a full 2 weeks before the game is not a bad effort at all. There were a few blocks which didn't go on sale, be interesting to see whether they request more.

Very strong competition from here on in.

Yeah, got my margin and total mixed up think we're there now though!

Well that's that done and dusted, according to what ChatGPT told me earlier

They only need another 30-odd. Not done and dusted just yet.

It won't matter if they knock over the 220 or so in 50 overs or 30 then.

Perera looked really poor. Missed out on a couple of awful wide balls then gets trapped playing across the line twice.