Ted Maul

Four of the most punchable faces in the league.

Made my peace with it when Porto gifted them the QF. Stars are aligning.

Leicester relegated to League One. Coventry winning the Championship. Forest winning the Europa League. Arsenal winning the Premier League. What an absolute bin fire of a season.

Got a 40ft version of Vichai done in about 6 minutes though didn't they

Quite glad they've enforced the follow on to be honest- a lot of overs in their legs over 2 days already.

They're both useless- at least Daka puts a shift in. That's how low the bar is.

I'm not sure what's more damning anyway- getting relegated because of a points deduction resulting from gross financial mismanagement, or getting relegated because we were one of the three worst teams in the second division 5 years after finishing 5th in the top flight and winning the FA Cup as a result of abysmal recruitment? Doesn't make a blind bit of difference.

Assume you're not classing Ayew as a striker then?

Don't smile because it's over. Cry because it happened.

Nah. These gutless cowards would have lost today if there was any chance of us staying up. Not that boardroom incompetence isn't the reason for that either though...

Two matches in a row that a blinding bit of fielding on the boundary to limit us to 3 has resulted in a wicket next ball.

Jewelleh. Paul Jewell.

Cue the record 10th wicket partnership...

Done well this morning. All about avoiding the follow on and securing a draw already.

Email yesterday

They're obviously struggling for numbers...

This lot having a laugh or what?

Still think we're a strike bowler short to win too many games- I say the same thing every year (including last year, but they bowled fantastically as a unit). Probably haven't had a fast bowler capable of ripping through top orders on a consistent basis since Abbas. That said, the batting looks very strong and 5+ bonus point draws won't do us any harm whatsoever.

Holland wicket was frustrating- out to the third bouncer of the over.

Souttar was having a go at Cooper. Genuinely think we'd have been around the play-offs if he was fit all season, he set a standard last night that we've desperately missed.

Aren't we all... people actually cheering him now.

I like him. But if anyone's offering £10m for a bloke who's been fit for about 6 minutes since we signed him, snap their hand off.

We'd be midtable if Souttar had been fit all season.

Some absolute weirdos in this fanbase.

Think it's pretty telling that those clapping Winks are all using clappers. KPFC ultras.