Ted Maul

We've actually woken up then. Why wait until it's too late?

Yep. The ball just cannot drop 1 yard from the goal and it be anyone's fault other than the keeper.

Aaaaabsolutely pathetic. Microcosm of the season.

Which one? There's 11 in pink and 1 in black

Buzzing for the next chapter

Nothing on Jonny Rudders

Probably the best cross we've managed in the last 5 games from Lascelles there

Disappointed that one of our donkey defenders put in a challenge that clumsy, I assume?

Lets that go then gives the most soft as shite free kick for Pompey 5 seconds later

It's obvious when you watch us anyway, but that's absolutely damning. The worst Leicester City team in 142 years of history and it's because they simply cannot be arsed.

At this point, I'd rather they didn't- let the overpaid wasters be the ones to take us down and get the abuse from the stands, start afresh with the kids next season

Rodgers saying what he did was probably the first outward sign, but I'd say the Top and Rudders shitshow was probably well in motion by that point (and probably what drove Rodgers to behave the way he did).

PRIME THE T-SHIRT CANNONS

I'm going to guess there was a similar thread for the championship a year ago. Nothing will change until Aiyawatt and his concubine have ****ed off.

Been saying similar for years. Seems like such an open goal to source food and drink from local suppliers (issue was always that we were tied in to a 10 year contract with the caterers- I'm sure someone said fairly recently that they'd renewed that contract, which says it all)

Promoting/supporting St Martins Coffee is one of the only things they're getting right at the moment. I was hoping when I saw this thread that they'd expended the King Power clothing collection and I could get some fresh gear to go with my cuban shirt and bumbag.

It was weird. Remember it dampening the celebrations and it feeling a bit anticlimactic, but the day was so euphoric that most people (myself included) quite happily looked past it. Wonder if he'll have the bottle to take in this year's lap of 'honour'...

Good result to pick up 7 bonus points, given how the first day went. Majority of the batsmen in form now, hopefully. Massive game away at Glamorgan next.

Should have stuck them in for an over there. We're not adding many more.

Man City just seem to find another gear at this time in a season. Almost feels inevitable that they will win every game. If Arsenal bottle this one it will be an all-timer, not sure how they'd recover from it. Can't bloody wait.

I'd like to see us kick on a bit here. We've already batted a Surrey win out of the equation.

We really have batted well here. Pitch isn't offering much for the bowlers, but other than the two wickets and dropped catch off Cox down the ground, I can't remember any other chances/big appeals today. Get a lead of 150 and have 10 overs against them tonight. It's going to be tough to bowl that Surrey side out, but they've been in the field for 2 days so you never know.

No teams in League One with a single syllable name unfortunately

Suspiciously eloquently worded, from the bloke who brought us "we promote next season"

Wolves in the 80s, I believe.