Stuntman_Mike

The guy is worth £40m and these could be sorted out with the simplest of clipper cuts. Maybe it's my low level OCD.

Palmer's Chelsea contract extended to 2033 TWENTY THIRTY THREE I wasn't ready to see that year in a sentence on my newsfeed.

Jeremey Clarkson's eyebrows

Your username never disappoints in moments like this.

Imagine being checked by security on the way in for flares, drugs, weapons and labels.

That Solanke fee is genuinely unbelievable, even for these days.

Return leg is at Hampden instead of Ibrox too.

Atleast it's not the early kick off.

Have you been there before? I thought it wouldn't look out of place in league 2 with a few alternations and more people in.

Are we going to have a thread every time Chelsea lose?

So our new striker (if we buy get one) will be trying to gel with the side whilst the season has started and not in games like today. Great

The new away kit is smart

They often come across as being very humble and grounded too, which makes their interviews more human and natural. They don't have the arrogance of modern footballers, who think they're more than someone good at a single sport that just happens to pay well.

Whoever her partner is, Edam lucky.

Could be decent to check out before the Villa home game

Horrible news. I was wondering the other day how he was doing and hoping that he'd be on the road to recovery Although he wasn't always the face of success under Pearson or Ranieri, he was clearly an enormous part of everything going on behind the scenes. I'm happy he had his moment on that night against Seville. RIP Shakey. Thank you

Soccer03 website have the home shirt up now for those that don't mind paying a reasonable price for an average kit. Apparently you have to go a size bigger than you normally would, but the quality off there is very good. I could spend a few hundred on the Italian shirts alone

I love a good cherry picker for an east stand.

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The way they say "there's been a four fold increase" in mobile tickets like people have rushed to get them as a preference, when it's quite obvious the increase is because they were being charged for physical cards in the first place. It's a bit manipulating tbh.

That would be nice if the collar didn't have two crosses, the badge wasn't black, if all of the pattern including the lion was removed and if it was in a bin on fire.

I'd just get them a small house plant and a card.

There could be something in Abba's Super Trouper for our new manager. That, or keeping the Enzo chant and changing the last like to 'Steve Daniel Cooper' to completely butcher the continental feel.

Only just noticed it's a 7pm kick off.