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  1. Benguin

    The Gang's All Here Quiz.

    I just completed this quiz. My Score 40/100 My Time 147 seconds  
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    The joke thread

    My wife left me because she thinks I’m obsessed with France. i tried to talk her round but she was Avingnon of it, then I touched her Brest which I think Rouen it. It’s a shame Toulouse her.
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    Absolute cvnts of our time Pt.MXXVI

    How anyone can sit behind a keyboard and claim they would be a hero, if a knife wielding terrorist was on the loose, is beyond me.
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    The Crinkly Solar System Quiz

    I just completed this quiz. My Score 40/100 My Time 84 seconds  
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    The joke thread

    A woman is looking for a parrot as she finds them interesting. She finds two nice looking parrots in a pet store, one costs £495 the other costs £5. She asks a staff member why it’s so cheap and he tells her that it used too live in a brothel and swears a lot. amused the woman buys the parrot and takes it home. Once settled it says “**** me, this is a nice brothel.” The woman laughs. Later her daughters come home and the parrot whistles and says “**** me, new girls for the brothel.” A few hours later her husband gets back and the parrot says “**** me keith, not seen you in ages!”
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    Questions Thread

    Wasps don’t die in the cold, they die of starvation. The queen on the other hand stockpiles food, hibernates and reproduces in the spring at an exponential rate. Get rid or you’ll have a problem next spring.
  7. Basically a the telematic of car insurance. Bit wierd though.
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    The joke thread

    An Irish man called paddy is travelling to Dublin on a plane. He fancies first class so sneaks up and takes a seat. The air hostess tells him he needs to move as his ticket is for economy. He ignores her and carries on stretching his legs. She goes and gets the the co pilot who tries to speak to Paddy. He says to the co pilot “look I’m Irish, I’m going to Dublin and I’m sitting in first class.” The co pilot, annoyed, fetches the pilot and tells him there’s an Irish fella refusing to move from first class. The pilot comes out and whispers something in paddy’s ear. Paddy says “I’m glad you told me, I’ll move back to economy.” Amazed the air hostess asks the pilot “how did you do that?” the pilot smiles and says “I told him that first class is for London, you’ll want economy if you want to get off in Dublin.”
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    Leicester Music Quiz

    I just completed this quiz. My Score 20/100 My Time 101 seconds  
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    What's that thing called quiz.

    I just completed this quiz. My Score 50/100 My Time 85 seconds  
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    Just stumbled across a photo of an ex from 11 years ago who I got rid of and haven’t thought about for about 10 years and now I feel incredibly low. She still looks and seems the same. Wierd.
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    Absolute cvnts of our time Pt.MXXVI

    I think we’ve debated on this before and I’m glad you see this. The further along the path of tolerance, what’s offensive etc, the closer we get to the beginning again.
  13. The apparent disc of the moon in an eclipse is exactly the right size to obscure the sun. There is no reason why that should be.
  14. Benguin

    Your favourite burger toppings

    Potato waffle, bacon, tomato, lettuce, cheese, mayonnaise.
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    Buying more data on the three network

    Go on three app and go to live chat. Much better deals than buying add on, just a bit of a faff and you have to wait 24 hours. I get 18gb for £3 through live chat