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FFS it's pretty much over and I'm only just about to get my Masters party food out of the oven. Definitely buying a boiler suit to wer for next years viewing

You saw the AI press conference too then?

Pffft. Just a poor man's Henni. I'm with @StanSP You know Henni is a goer as well, she's been divorced twice already

Only a matter of time he starts winning majors. And what an asset for Team Europe. Love the way he plays golf. Speed of play is awesome too.

Rory now got the driving accuracy of @Milo Not even got me to bail him out as as a foursomes partner

Some of the comments in here have aged like slightly stale milk And ive still got no idea what's going on!!!!!

You're guaranteed to 1 putt though

Ok, Rory is in the sand, but a lovely shithouse move by calling FORE on Bryson's 3 wood

Me too. Desperate for him to win. Ideal scenario is he outdrives Bryson by 40 yards on the first hole and just stares at him. That's how to get in to Brysons head. It's effectively match play, channel that Ryder Cup spirit and do what you need to do.

She's my dream woman. The highlight of attending the 152nd Open Championship at Troon was seeing Henni

Rusty wedges. Yes or no? I bought the raw face model and sped up the rusting process. I know they don't spin more, but I prefer the aesthetics. I'd actually prefer the whole head rusted.

Absolutely buzzing for the Masters. Got a fiver on the nose for a few players to win... Aberg Fleetwood Thomas Lowry Fleetwood Hovland Probably won't win, but who cares. One of my mates walked the course earlier this week @Izzy

He's an utter nob, but I'd take him as our manager right now

It was a decent vet away from grazing in a field again, just how beef should be. As long as it's at temperature, right @Milo?

Its 2037, England are just starting their qualifying campaign for the 2038 World Cup...Jordan Henderson comes off the bench. Same shit different manager.

If you cook roast beef to utter perfection (see below), you're selfish and don't take other people's taste in to consideration. I'm not letting this one go

You don't give me and @Milo this advice during matchplay. We're stood on the fairway with 3 woods....

Here we go... 21:15 UK start time. Come on Rory!

What? Are you? I'm not jealous at all Really hope you and your dad have the best time. Well deserved after the last year or so that you've had. Memories that'll last a lifetime

Doesn't feel right watching the golf at this time of day! Hoping Rory can hold on. Been a great week, some really entertaining golf and a fair few shots that make you realise that these pros are human. Really whetted the appetite for the Masters.

No talk about The Players on here yet? Imagine how low Rory could go if he hit a fairway. Saying that, his approach to 18 was a thing of beauty. Reminiscent of me cutting a low runner out of the trees with a 19 degree hybrid.

Erm...I managed to turn a tenner in to £1000 Doubled the tenner on Kopek des Bordes. Stuck it all on Myretown, boosted to 12/1 Doubled that on Lossiemouth. Then landed a big 9 fold over 1.5 goals on tonight's football I'm done for the week

I have no idea, but I think mine is big enough. We've got a huge garden and I hate it, way too big and we hate gardening. However, that could be about to change if we have a peacock roaming. Imagine inviting people over for a BBQ, they come over and there's just this magnificent bird strutting about with its feathers up

My Mrs dragged me to a garden centre last week and I discovered something incredible... You can buy a peacock. An actual fvcking peacock. How did I not know this? I'm 45 years old and thought you had to be like an Earl or a Baron to own one. Anyway, I'm trying to talk my Mrs in to letting me buy a peacock.

Thanks mate, I'm really pleased with it, everyone thinks I'm crazy! The tattooist warned me it was going to be painful, but it was fine. She pur some white shading in at the end and that was pretty sore, mainly because she was going over a bit that was already done. I've got about 15, but this was the first I couldn't see being done. My chest tattoos were incredibly painful, since that, everything has been a breeze.