tom27111

Inspired by the one on the main forum, we should do an alternative one, although this might have been stopped in previous years? I don't know. I'm doing it anyway. It's meant to be in good jest. Best Thread: Best Post: Funniest Thread: Funniest Post: Member you'd be happy to take home to meet your parents: Member that you'd never take home to meet your parents: Member you'd like to go for a beer with: Most perverted member: Happy to edit and add further categories if suggested. Nothing too offensive to get us banned though!

We should bring back splinters. And Chinese burns. Modern society is seriously lacking in both.

Or kicking a cat... Footballers really aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

But I thought they were all really tired?

Packie Bonner

We know from our own experiences with managers that it ain't quite as simple as that.

I'm very sceptical over stuff like this, but something happened when I was about 10 years old that I've never gone in to great detail with people, although I can remember it clear as day and know it happened. My bedroom was at he end of the landing and I always slept with my door open. I could see straight down the landing, to the stairs. In full view was my parent bedroom door, then my older brothers bedroom door, both on the left, and the bathroom door on the right. One summer night, around 4.30am, as it was pretty much light, I woke up to my brother stood there, on the landing, laughing at me. He was pointing at me, laughing. I repeatedly told him to shut up and fo back to bed. He didn't. I kept saying it louder, he carried on. Then I shouted my mum. My brother started saying no and shushing me, shaking his head. My mum got out of beard and we heard her walking in her room, towards the door. At this point, my brother absolutely bolted downstairs. My mum emerged from her room and asked what had happened. I explained everything. She wasn't happy. At this point, my brother walked out of his bedroom, half asleep and asked what was going on. Can't explain any of it. He couldn't have walked out of that room, because I saw him run downstairs. Never forgotten it and it was fvcking scary. Still kind of is!

I'd never heard of it until 2 days ago, now it seems to be everywhere. Nobody knows completely where it comes from. One theory is that it derives from the old English word 'betwixt', that means in-between. Another explanation stated that it might come from Twix chocolate bars and their phrase "Have a break" This sums it up, it's bullshit. Everyone knows that's Kit-Kats slogan. It's just awful.

Is this Ricky Evans fella OK? Seems a bit quirky, to put it politely.

Is it a Chinese dentist?

Fair play to West Ham, what a win that is. Making a decent push for Europe. Man City are winning it. Not even in doubt.

Reminds me every year we do this that we used to do it at a pub I worked in. The staff and regulars would always get involved. We had to scrap it as one of the regulars named another punter on his list. Shit kicked off

Wait, that can kill you? I need to rein it in

The word 'Twixmas'. No, it's not a thing, don't make it a thing. There's about 10 articles on the BBC website using it. Fvck off.

I get slated for saying we're struggling to kill of games, yet Harry Winks agrees https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/leicester-citys-harry-winks-diagnoses-9000953

Dick van Dyke already been chosen. As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die!

1. Dick Cheney 2. Norman Tebbit 3. Imelda Marcos 4. Sharon Osbourne 5. Buzz Aldrin Under 40: Rosie Jones

Love this time of year, tonight I'm having 8 Kronenburgs, a few mince pies, a remaining half bag of pretzels, a pork pie and some Quality Street. And that's perfectly acceptable.

I was going to watch Big Fat Quiz Of The Year, then saw Rosie Jones was on it. Saw about 2 minutes of it and that was 1 minute 59 seconds too long. Painful.

No killer instinct to take chances and put the game to bed, plus subs that invite pressure on to us is a problem. Yeah, we should've had a penalty, but we should've been at least 2 up at that point. We should have walked that, but the subs swung the momentum. Ipswich celebrating that like a win and Southampton relentless. 3 points there and killing the game off would have been a statement win. From this position, we SHOULD go up, but we need to be more ruthless and manage the final 20 minutes of games so much better.

Will we ever learn to manage a game and kill it off? Points dropped tonight and against Sheffield Wednesday. Needless nervous finishes against Burmingham and Millwall. Subs were horrendous. Casadei must have a clause in his contract saying he needs at least 20 minutes. Bin him off. Same old problem, Enzo. The beautiful football for half an hour/an hour a game means fvck all if we fold like a pack of cards at the end.

Didn't see that coming Yet again, unprofessional and struggle to see out a game. Sheffield Wednesday, Millwall, Birmingham, Ipswich... Not good enough.

Said it before, I'll say it again...we make Chernobyl United fans look beautiful

Ederson has virtually done that on numerous occasions, at least twice against us, and still nothing. Even with VAR

Yes it can. And it should have been. No genuine attempt to play the ball. So a penalty and red card is the correct decision.