Bazly

We need to find something better than Perez or Natcho man to bring on in an attacking vein.

If we dont win this Perez should be flogged.

Can we sign their goalkeeper?

Iff we ship one goal here I've got a feeling it'll be a Walcott second soon after.

With that nice headed lob straight to a Southampton player - Almost reminded my of Chillie.

Perez on, all is well now.

Midfield has disappeared this half, anyone seen them?

How can you remember players you have forgotten, be better to have the biggest t**t that you remember for being a big t**t. Denise Wise springs to mind, straight away. No hesitation. Remembered him.

It will likely be Justin that has to give way to a returning Ricardo or Soyu which is a shame as he is improving all the time while playing but Brenda will likely see him as a wild card super sub that can slot into one of three positions/roles as tactics, injuries or yellow cards demand. Having a flexible sub is worth a lot, a lot more than having a one role player on the bench.

The top of the table is starting to look very familiar.

In those days before £500k a week wages, Gerry Francis showed you could get by and didn't really need a barber at all.

Here is another old boy - look like Lineker must have had a nose job - as well as a haircut. or maybe smaller hair makes it look like smaller nose?

Reported in the Mail today that footballers might get a visit from PC Plod enquiring about their haircut's being super immaculate at a time all salons are closed. Time to bring back the mullet. Picture is of a former LC manager.

Potentially our most valuable player seeing he can play effectively in at least three positions. A major bonus when there are a lot of player who struggle with just one. I used to look at Matt Oakley as a prime example of the I shouldn't really be here player.

Matty James is back from loan.