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Paraguay. The whole fooking lot of ‘em. And the ref.

The difference between us and DR Congo and for that matter France is they play with joy and enthusiasm, we are hidebound by anxiety and play with caution and look as though we’re frightened.

The giveaway is Kane’s slight hesitation before diving. It’s not a natural movement.

or a John Moss red

Blatant dive

Think they’ll be saving Kante for this scenario. 12 v11!

Atlanta

Just discovered that Vardy is an acceptable word in Wordle. Might start using it to begin with but probably better to bring it on later.

Pissing around at the back. Where have we seen this before?

The stab wound which killed him was to the subclavian vein which bled into the thoracic cavity. This torrential bleeding was not visible externally although there would have been some bleeding from the soft tissues and the other wounds but in the dark it’s not surprising the first officers on the scene missed this.

On a similar theme. Vanity sinks - never big enough. Hand dryers - never run for long enough but even if they do spray an aerosol of bacteria laden shit into the atmosphere and the punters never completely dry their hands such that water drips everywhere. Give me paper towels every time.

Surely we haven’t completed domestic football until we’ve won league two? - perhaps this is what Top has been aiming for.

Think we’ve tried this for most of the season haven’t we?

I’ve got a tenner ew @ 80/1 on him to win the Masters. He’s the real deal. Just birdied the first.