Daggers

Here's hoping she's kept her landing strip in good nick and your fuselage remains intact while attempting to touch down. Remember, before attempting to land, you need to conduct a thorough equipment check and ensure there's clear 2-way communication. Although videos of such things are now popular, I think I speak for the forum in saying we don't need to see it - we'll just trust that you deplaned your passengers safely.

It drove me insane. One of the reasons I left.

The new safe house will retain its FoxesTalk Secret Inner Circle (it doesn't exist) top floor; free bar, sauna, one of those massive baths with jets and things that can accommodate 8 with ease, air hockey, pool table, video games and a serve-yourself buffet restaurant. Entry will be via PIN and membership card that comes with your FoxesTalk Secret Inner Circle (it doesn't exist) membership pack.

"Making" also incorporates having an image saved to disk - doesn't mean he spent five sweaty hours pouring over Photoshop or Movie Maker

*autocorrect

The product of a ruined education system. We focussed on making children learn by rote and forgot to teach them to love learning and how to think. By far the biggest problem is that people aren't equipped with the skills to appraise information, we see it here every day. Until we address that gaping hole in the national curriculum nothing will ever change - you can't legislate people cleverer.

Pled guilty, prisons are full, didn't touch a child, will never work again, won't have a single friend to go to...suspended sentence is probably appropriate.

Of course, she’s the one by the front door doing the complaining when I come home drunk with some girlfriends. [gravelly northern comic voice] Am here all week, ladies and gentlemen [/gravelly northern voice]

And there's my point made from another part of the political spectrum

Like Street Countdown but with Jon Snow hosting and asking true or false questions on topical news issues. It's news - on. the. street! For special editions, like Christmas or whatever, they could do it from famous streets like Coronation St., or Downing St., or i don't know, I can't think of another street.

Tell me there aren't far worse in the news thread and keep a straight face. Worst thing Oz does is go "All business CEOs of businesses in business world are satanic", and yet we've got racist and fascist apologists running amok. I love the word amok. Look at it, it's bizarre. It's like a different species of word that's recently been found in the Amazon. Harmless word though, like Oz. But then this is the unpopular opinion thread. So, while I'm at it, I think everyone who posted in the news thread in the last 24 hours should get a 24hr ban to contemplate whether their involvement was positive. Everyone. Like when a teacher punishes the whole class because some twat keeps making silly noises. Except for me, because I'm the teacher's pet innit

The man is doubling up as a bloody surgeon now too? When is this ridiculous situation going to end? Man has more jobs than a Tory MP.

I genuinely fail to understand why @ozleicester gets banned from threads when he is rational, balanced...and quite nice - while absolute spanners continue to post deranged horseshit.

I did. I have a packet of sliced potatoes with bacon from Aldi that you fry up. Wife has gone to bed and I've opened a second bottle - no one can stop me.

I need a medal for the self restraint I'm exhibiting in this thread ATM.

Evidence: *Bought a house the week before the global crash *Has told his wife her hair appointment ended badly more than once *Just spoke about himself in the third person *Is a complete Stan for Britney *Fails to not annoy Mark on a frequent basis despite promises *Always speaks mind knowing it will lead to unemployment *Develops a new hobby he thrusts himself into almost every three months having purchased lots of gear for the old hobby *Actually believes if he is nice to the police officer he'll get away with the misdemeanor *it goes on *extensively You won't see me write this a lot, but i completely agree with Tom.

I submitted a grant application. The plans are to turn this into an even safer house.

Perfect. Just outstanding. Satire is dead.

Whenever I read those three words my mind always goes "...but they don't know why"

I could tell you, but i really can't on here. Just think about what they want to see as an endgame.

Officers charge crowd A police van set on fire Riot police Protesters barricaded themselves in a side street Teargas Angry crowds, mostly men with face covering lobbing bottles Shouts of “we want our country back”, “Tommy, Tommy Robinson”, “No surrender!” and “English till I die!” At a memorial. This is insane.

Spoken like a true shepherd

"Joining Regressive Shithole was the second best thing that ever happened to me in my working life. The best thing was getting kicked out" - Not Marc Riley.