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It was a better format than the first one, at least.

I was being a tad smutty tbh

"I'm incredibly excited for them to do it." Said no father of teenage daughters ever.

For a minute I thought this was the election debate thread and was VERY confused.

You would like Sophie to climb on your tits? Think you need the TV objectification thread.

All the affluent people saying how they object to people articulating the hardships they worked through and how that gives them empathy. 😂 Maybe you could all chalk this up to a big challenge in life you’ve faced? 😁

Same old Tories - corrupt buntyfunsters, the lot of them.

It can only get more daredevil as the week's go by, he's run out of soft options - leaping through flaming hoops on a motorbike, bungie jumping from Clifton Suspension Bridge, wrestling bears in a pit - it's all going to go a bit Noel Edmonds Late Late Breakfast Show.

"I think the widespread belief that an opinion in politics is worth more coming from someone who is more 'in touch' with the working class is damaging"

Airport bosses criticise sudden liquids U-turn https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9885p925rno

I do t think it’s damaging, I think it’s essential. If you have no understanding of and empathy with the least well off in society, and can’t hear policies to be tinged with protecting and providing for the weakest, then what is your actual point? The rich don’t need a champion, they already won the life lottery. Fvck them. Today’s society is a direct result of catering to the richest at the expense of the poorest - and it’s shit by any metric.

I've cum.

Afraid you'll have to travel to Warsaw. This morning, it was the Russians who irked me with their breakfast entitlement, treating the restaurant like Ukraine and going wherever they fancied with no care for the feelings of those they offended.

Nope.

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The same way they operate hundreds of thousands of fake Russian controlled social media profiles.

"He wanted ex-National Front candidates to run and I said, 'I'm not sure about that,' and he said, 'There's no need to worry about the nigger vote. The nig-nogs will never vote for us.'" https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2014/may/26/ukip-founder-alan-sked-party-become-frankensteins-monster

Shot Hard Stiff A hand Balls Rut Relief Happy ending Big load There, I’ve started the next nine pun-related posts for you so you don’t have to.

Stop being so anti-Tory and mean to them all the time.

Did we miss this on Ed Watch?

“If they tell you who they are, believe them” Farage pulls out, something his father should’ve done: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/nigel-farage-pulls-bbc-interview-094203981.html Plus, https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/reform-uk-removes-nottingham-candidate-9323115.amp “One of the posts called for the hanging of Doreen Lawrence, the mother of murdered Stephen Lawrence who was killed during a racist attack in London.” Even if someone doesn’t believe Farage is racist (due to low intelligence or a recent head injury), there’s no disputing the phenomenal level of bigots, racists and conspiracy theorists drawn to Fashage’s limited company “party”.

Don't push me - I can find an Elle Woods quote to cover every single occasion.

Honestly, I'm not sure what the problem is.