Daggers

Spent five months waiting to find out, did so today. I don’t have cancer. Bizarre mix of emotions.

I live in hope some Leeds are trying to arrange a boycott.

Woohoo! I got £400’s worth of stuff for nothing. Can’t tell you all how I did it, suffice to say some mug somewhere will be picking up my tab!

Probably?

Didn’t realise Fatawu was a Geordie tbh

I’ve already written to them about Rudkin. I reckoned if no one else was going to shift their arse into gear, I would. Ive explained all the benefits he could bring them and how I believe he could be had on the cheap - just by turning around a couple of street signs. This was a week ago. Chelsea have yet to reply to my email.

Sending a billionaire a week to his live streamed crushing ought to be a compulsory activity. Two or three for bonus ball weeks. That or sending them up in the Boeing space flight.

Ridiculously untrue, but you carry on doing you.

Well, I now know more about flying with a nut allergy than I did previously. https://www.alternativeairlines.com/flying-with-nut-allergy The parents were dicks to not sort it prior.

I’m allergic to *OPCs. I wish airlines would take this more seriously. If they implemented a complete ban it’d make me the happiest traveller. *other people’s children

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I’ll freely share my opinions about football (Pearson is God), religion (he doesn’t exist), or politics (**** the Tories). I wouldn’t dream of venturing my opinion on trans issues or Israel. The former because I will simply call people *****, the latter because everyone will call everyone *****.

buT HEs a ReaL fAn

Fighting the march of time? Maguire here saying pretty much what I’ve been saying - and if no one is objecting, if absolutely no opposition is being mounted, then you can kiss goodbye to any semblance of being a fan. The future King Power are aiming for is one purely based around plastics and tourists, with no season ticket holders or singing sections. Cue meme: Where were you when they were fighting for the soul of football, Daddy?

Why doesn’t everyone reply to him with a picture of an attractive pig?

Don’t get that tbh. He was here, he did something, he’s probably gone - I don’t have enough investment in him to care.

Not sure how much more elaboration I can offer on this tbh beyond him being the modern equivalent of Ince.

Nah. Cambiasso astral projected onto the pitch and was calling play by play.

Yep. I genuinely held hope things would change a bit over the summer. Now we’re a manager down and a cock still in his job as DoF.

Literally the modern equivalent of calling for Paul Ince.

Man U want Potter. That’s the scale of how ridiculous the suggestion is that he’d consider us.

And this poll shows why you should never do anything by committee. Laughable.

I’d have thought the reference to having an army of Pearson clones at the club was enough to point out the humour in my post. Next time I promise to use more emojis.

Get out. Just go. We don’t need your type in the Pearson Is God club. We want him back and we want clones of him filling every position at the club. 🎼We all dream of a management team of Nigel Pearsons 🎶 Sure, it doesn’t scan as well as the Barry Hayles one, but it’s about the capo of capos so it doesn’t matter.