Daggers

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/rough-sleeping-london-up-homelessness-asylum-seekers-b1142406.html

And now it’ll have to take its life in its hands and attend an American school.

Waiting in the pharmacy, I’m using my “5G”. This stuff was touted as a killer development. “Download a whole film in seconds,” they said. It’s worse than 3G most of the time.

Yep. ‘’77/78 was the year I became a complete slut for Dutch football

You’re pushing it on that timeframe I reckon. Plus, there’s a travel advisory for the Malay/Thai border zone - especially kidnappings. Oh, and there’s no rail service to Phuket. And most people I met hadn’t got a clue what my shirt was last March. Only another Fox on holiday came up to me, and a suit guy who clearly learns all the teams as part of his sales patter.

Cryuff (and Neeskins and Rep, and Platini and Six) And to a lesser extent, Murren & Thijssen, Mario Kempes, Tony Currie, Eddie Gray I saw Wortho play, but for some reason I warmed to Larry May - and odd choice given my adoration of flair players.

When you've got Americans fantasising about Vesty "cracking one off" all over various boxes, you just know something sexy is going on.

"I don't think winning tonight shows we are Premier League level or if we'd lost that we aren't Premier League level. It is just a game. Tonight we showed our level and we are happy."

Yeh, positivity and everything...but...

Will it be on Pornhub? Asking for @Dr The Singh and @Raj

I find it equally parts sad and hilarious that some people can't get their heads around humour in the match thread.

Because it’s boring commenting on how he contributes next to fvck all, apparently.

He never has endless negativity. He has endless pornutivity.

It’s Leeds, isn’t it.

And yet I’ve apparently ‘had a mare’ and your flagrant perversions escape uncommented upon. There’s something not right here.

I’ve spent most of this season imagining Vestergaard finishing.

It’s been entertaining

ROFLs all round

And?