Daggers

You just know Farke has a camper van full of dead children.

Why don’t Sky just do a cut scene of a bloke wanking over a picture of Revie before the ads?

I did

Beckford always reminds me of gang bloke Marlo Stanfield from The Wire. I hated Marlo Stanfield.

I can drink a fair bit…but the week has been hard going ngl

I’m having a drink every time someone says they’re worried or predicting defeat. I’m already fvcked.

Harsh.

“Are you excited about the match?” Top fvcking reportering, right there. Well done Sky - truly worth every penny.

Keep going, FT - the positive energy is really building me up

Kick them out of the ground, job done.

I spent an entire annual review arguing with my MD. Him: ”What do you see as your role in the company?” ”I’m a facilitator,” I replied, hoping that would gloss over that I was kinda responsible for all sales and had done £0 of business in 12 months. “That word doesn’t exist.” 55 minutes later and we are still hotly debating language. I’m guessing he woke at 3am swearing when he realised he’d forgotten the whole point of the review. I resigned three months later and was allowed gardening leave for my entire 6-month notice period.

I know this should be in the unpopular opinions thread - but this is not a “hate crime”, and should have been written off as two cvnts being cvnts given that a period of time has elapsed.

Cautionary advice:

I was just commenting about the state of my average thread contributions

Just saying

Beat them and we're champions, lose and we're relegated - draw and Rudkin gets ten years added to his contract. The stakes couldn't be higher. In my life I can't remember such a high pressure fixture. Have you ever seen an online forum literally self-combust? Log on tonight and you'll see nothing but fire on the screen as a hundred thousand members self-immolate. And I'm not even joking or anything. Me? I'm going for a tedious 0-0 where both sides look like they couldn't give a fvck about football.

It's just grift, fuelled by the big money that wants little people hating each other while they steal everything we have - viz:

What is it, in the nature of man, that makes us turn this thread into one about Top Of The Pops?

I’d have to question the ramming of marshmallows up your rectum to help with the extraction of foreign bodies - but I will defer to your direct experience