Daggers

Beer embracing lactose was the bane of my life - every time I found a great one it made me shit myself. I love a stout with chocolate and/or orange flavour, but they all seem to have lactose. Wander Beyond's Half Moon was my go-to because it didn't...and was ace...but the fvckers stoped producing it.

Amsterdam - do you know of something awesome that no one else knows about and therefore might have passed me by? Rome, I wouldn’t mind suggestions for an affordable+ but outstanding ristorante Italiano. Romantic setting would be decent too.

Hello. You probably weren’t expecting this, Dave isn’t, but I’m his wife and I’d like to tell you why I think he is totally great. Once I’m done doing that I’m going to go with him on his next client visit to let them know how fvcking awesome he is. This, I believe, is perfectly normal behaviour and not weird or anything at all. Anyway, Dave is so great I even do that thing he wants me to even though it makes me feel sick to the core of my being - that’s how great he is. Vote Dave.

You forget that most moderate Tories have been thrown out of the party or got sick of it all and quit. This is now a party that embraces Farage and whisper in corridors that he would be their choice for leader given half a chance. Hell, they even lobbed out Andrew Boff. There is now nothing too extreme for the vile cohort of ghouls left running the show. At some point, people are going to have to begin to accept that this is a fascist party with nothing but policies of self-interest, corruption, and ineptitude; a complete disgrace to British values and traditions - as it has been moving towards since 2010.

Hey! Calm down, you randy sod.

They partied - we died We paid fines - they drank wines Channel 4 catch-up now - Partygate

Today, I shall mostly be luxuriating in luxury beliefs.

I love VAR this season. In fact, the Prem should have VAR for every decision from now on just to piss them all off. Then it can get in the bin.

Do I love playing it? Yep. That’s all I care about. Am I playing anything else concurrently? Nope.

New LibDem ad campaign

And it’s not static. Used to work co-developing micrometeorite detectors. Those little buggers do quite some damage given their velocity.

Well, it’s not like I’ve started a trend or anything … https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/exeter-university-announces-master-s-degree-in-magic-wrt778q9h

There should be a "People's reactions to Vardy's reactions" thread

I don't know. Next.

It is true.

Being painfully fashionable, I like to wear all the fashion stuff. The Armandos, the Gocci, the By George at Asdah. I’ve never heard of Abercrombie & Fitch and so I assume it is popular with High St idiots.

Generous, but misplaced.

I think it’s wise I don’t. Sorry.

Going by his latest interview, highly unlikely.

And, yes, don't start me on psychology

Daughter calls. Final year of her psychology degree. She's just out of an optional lecture. Parapsychology. Parafvckingpsychology! Lecturer said they're going out hunting ghosts with meters. The bloke has received a grant of £600,000 to investigate parapsychological stuff. Sixhundredfvckingthousandspounds! How the frig has this shit got anything to do with academic enquiry?

NMA in Amsterdam - another messy weekend in the pipeline

How’s Glasgow treating you these days, Brendo? Well I hope.

He said: "I'm very, very 'appy with today...it's been a good day." "Complete, complete performance."