Daggers

FTFY

I’ve read some shit on here in my time, but this has to be one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen. The correct answer is Pink Lady.

Well if we’re bringing back BB then I want to see a return of The Jeremy Kyle Show

The last thing they said before I had my teaching registration cancelled.

We don’t need no stinking experts

Dear John, Let me introduce you to the Internet social media platforms, where 128 characters are sufficient to detail comprehensive plans and everyone can pretend to hold a PhD…

Not if you were previously an expert in Covid jabs, the Ukraine war, or WTO rules as I believe these are transferable skills for the Middle East crisis.

<Raj sets the timer on his VHS to try to record some saucy grainy bedroom scenes>

I fully understand why you wouldn’t want to talk to your fifteeen year old daughter about the pathetic nature of their tiny c0cks.

How do they manage to write? Head butting and punching the keyboard?

I feel all Star Wars/superheroed out at the moment. Going to watch The Boys spin-off, but Marvel/DC/Star Wars can go suck a D.

Got drunk at the football. Bought waaay too much beer on the way home. Enjoying rewatching Mean Girls and *slam* burning up and feeling shit. Fvck you, microbes.

What about afternoon and morning fixtures?

The Millwall of the Midlands. Hateful, odious little club with chippy little racist fans. If they were to go bust tomorrow I’d have fireworks out in the back garden and be inviting people to a party.

Scarface is a bad film. First time watching it in an age - by Christ the acting is bad.

I know it’s only highlights, but fvck me the other teams in this division are complete gash.

“It reminds me of the Robson era”, says an Ipswich lad waaaaay too young to remember them. I do, they aren’t. Ipswich are benefitting from piss poor defending and overloading the attack. Their defence is ropey. I’ll put money on them not hitting automatic promotion.

Fvck non-league football. Seriously.

Same can’t be said for the designated driver who is currently more absorbed by The Archers…

I’m fvcking loving non-league

FA Trophy day at St Ives, innit

Honestly reckon he just needs time to adjust. It’s a step up from what he has been doing. Took Vardy a whole season.