Daggers

Never mind, this guy at the match will sort your defence out.

Go to bed.

A Saturday would've meant I could have sampled the clubhouse as the wife would've driven - that've improved the experience immeasurably...especially when the fight kicked off - and not a single player got booked We now have no keepers. Dan got injured before the cup match, Jason went off after conceeding a pathetic ball dribbling into the net then spent the walk around the pitch throwing up. We'll not be getting promoted without a keeper. It was also great that in a day and age where you can't take a bottle of water into a match because of the danger it poses - Barwell have held a collection so you can make your feelings known to the lino...

About 250. It was poor, really poor. They pressed quickly and we didn't look bothered. So much so that you'd question the betting habits of a couple of them. Passing was abysmal too. I could moan about the ref and one of the linos - but when we cared so little then what's the point? Still, a cracking chippy tea.

Well, there've been better first halves

Insanely huge portion of chips at the chippy in Barwell. Is everyone here 30stone?

Just me and @ozleicester down for the premier of this film then?

Lee fvcking Anderson

Soz, can't read anymore. Have to leave the thread early to go drop a load on the wife's tits.

This thread is boring and almost every post is dull. Everything possible has been said on the subject when it was first discussed in 1937. Repeating your POV for the 15th time doesn’t make it any more valid or any less tedious. Make a witty meme. Find a hilarious gif.

That Vardy is quite some player. He might go on to be a bit of a legend if he keeps this up for the next ten years.

They'll be dancing in the shops of Highcross

Meanwhile, Bilal...

The advert on the American stream to join the US Marines was straight out of Starship Troopers

Meanwhile, in Highcross

El Khannouss has been the high spot, and his interplay with Kristiansen has offered the most threat. Ayew has been stinking. McAteer just can't think quick enough for the PL, his control and passing suffers as a result.

Fawanews, every match

You're going home with a Nando's takeaway *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* You're going home with a Nando's takeaway *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

If you're all going Highcross clap your hands If you're all going Highcross clap your hands If you're all going Highcross, all going Highcross All going Highcross clap your hands One John Lewis There's only one John Lewis One Johhon Lew-wiss There's only one John Lewis The 2000-space car park Is bigger than this The 2000-space car park is bigger than this There's a brand new Foxes fanstore The 2000-space car park is bigger than this C'mon you fvckers - get behind the team!

Alrighty, diehard. Hmm.

He was the Championship’s Frank Lampard.

Can’t wait till we’ve done all five senses. Things you don’t not want to not touch ever again, Stuff you can’t smell again any longer more, all the threads. Finally we can get to the new threads that are crying out for a run like Places you’ll never use for the toilet again or Cat pictures you’ll not find on the moon.

Yey. Free wok from Amazon for me. One of those ‘I never ordered it’ things. First time it’s happened. Fancied a new wok as well.