filthyfox

I can remember playing football in the schoold field every night. ... it was that year that I became a City fan.

Has he upset Rudkin or something?

Honestly... I'm an armchair fan these days; but the meat pie is a rite of passage. Can anyone else help here?

NOOOOOO!!!! It should be a meat pie from the concourse!

Hahahaha.... the thing is, when worked in a call centre, I WAS him! Unfortunately, all the jobs that pay have responsibility

The whole "pronouns" thing. It REALLU winds me up. Every time I use my pronouns (those/these) I get told off. They ask me "what do I mean when I say those?" I point at my groin and say "these"

God, I wish I could be like him!

Bloody brilliant day today. I inspected Santa's reindeer. All is good- he can carry on working!

The more I watch of her, the more I absolutely HATE her.... (insert comment about Brexit here)

I was talking about Cameron

We... have an unelected chap at the heart of our Government. Isn't it ironic, that Brexit was fought over such a thing!

All Corby had to do was denounce Wrexit. But he was so weak, he couldn't even do that

My Grandma will be in the same room sipping a g and t.... or brandy.... or a g and t followed by a brandy. Much love mate. X

I carry this over to the next match. If Cannon scores the winner, I will donate £10 to the poppy appeal.

I knew her!

If he does, then £10 is going to the Poppy Appeal.

Thats the point!

Not excited at all- we've bought a crock here

Even worse turning up to a hospital for an appointment annnnnnd.... its been cancelled

Booths are AMAZING! I bloody love Booths. Shame I'm daaaaan Saaaaath

After singing Delilah at karaoke, the Ladies won't throw their knickers at me

Clearly he isn't even good enough for the Championship.... Checks goal record. DEFINITELY not good enough for the Prem

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought our "top drawer" forwards were.... just a bit SHIT!!!

Should we get promoted, if we don't get a PROPER A grade striker, we will be buggered next year.

Why did we sign this crock? Could have had Piroue instead