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Scotland could end up with zero points from this group which would be very funny tbqh

That was a very satisfying looking cross for the goal

Cheese string arms strikes again

This is what you get for wearing skirts and drinking funny orange drinks I’m afraid

This was never in doubt, Nagelsmann is a football pervert

Angus Gunn’s arms are made out of cheese strings

That was amongst the worst opening ceremonies you will ever see I think

That Palace shirt is very decent, the shorts carrying on that mad design is also very decent

Watched Scavengers Reign this week not my usual bag but thought it was very good

Didn’t know it closing down. Shame (not really)

I’m really not sure what to say here as I don’t care all that much about this, I just think her musics a bit crap and her fans are a bit odd. Have a lovely evening though

It was about 40 songs of drivel and pity me I’m poor old Taylor swift. I’m obviously not the target audience but I just find her quite an easy celebrity to dislike teenage girls probably are weirdos to be fair, most teenagers are a bit weird but her fan base is definitely not just teenagers unfortunately!

Taylor Swift is crap and her fan base is full of weirdos. A quick look at her fans reacting to her new album (which was crap) will tell you everything you need to know about the people who listen to her

Martin Bros is great but being turned away from there at half 7 because they’ve ran out of dough can be quite a pisser so it loses marks there I’m afraid

Losing 1-0 to an island of people who still hunt for whales and mermaids. Really can’t believe it

I’m hearing on the grapevine that Vestergaards camp aren’t happy he didn’t get a flashy announcement video for his new contract. One to keep an eye on this is

Couple of the former wellgosh lads are opening a new shop in town, think it’s in the old Harriman furniture shop building

just decent gear for the modern football fan who is older than 16 and therefore can no longer wear a replica jersey

The little trailer video adidas did for that Newcastle kit was good, they’re getting a very nice looking Adidas Originals line as well. The kind of stuff our club can only dream of

I tick most of those boxes for the job as well to be fair

Just been on Carlos Cuesta’s instagram and he definitely looks like a well fitted tracksuit. I’m on board if we can’t have Mad Sarri

You are bonkers

If we start Adam Wharton I personally think we win everything for the next 10 years

Knowing this football club we probably think now we’re back in the premier league we can do a Liverpool and sell our unwanted youngsters for £15m+. You have to laugh