Pliskin

Given a proper chance he will be. He everything fans love, rapid, strong, energetic, has quality in front of goal. Dare I say it, he reminds me of a young Rooney.

Brighton for me some up how shit the premier league currently is. Really is on its arse, if that is a team in a fight for Europe.

Ipswich, Birmingham 1 and 2 for me. I’m expecting Birmingham to storm it. It was absolutely ****ing imperative we stayed up this season, we’ve ****ed ourselves.

Brighton were on the beach.

I’ve wanted McAteer in for weeks. He’s a hard worker, is fairly quick and doesn’t stop going for 90 minutes. Lacks quality but he’s got a nack for being a nuisance and that’s the minimum we need at the moment.

How bloody dare they turn up when it’s all but too late. Could have done this 10 ****ing games ago you shit bags.

Brighton will still nick it last second.

BRING EVANS ON BOBBY OS ****ING WANK.

I’ll be fuming if we get anything from this game, ****ing shit for weeks and have the audacity to turn up when it’s too late…..

He is quick, he’s got a good stride on him.

Mads Coady Okoli Thomas Ricardo Aluko Ndidi Skipp Monga BEK Evans Skipp in just to change it up.

Isn’t it inconceivable, that recent premier league champions, and FA cup winners have a 0% chance of beating a small mid table premier league team. They thought the fall of the Roman Empire was spectacular………..

Got all the attributes to trouble defenders…. Unlike any of our current attackers…..

The only chance we have of troubling the goalkeeper is if we lace his drink with laxatives and hope he gets caught short during the game.

Monga aside, Aluko is the other player I’m most impressed / excited about. He’s a rolls Royce with a Lamborghini engine.

We’ve lost every game before we start. Teams know they can beat us, and have us beaten before a ball is kicked. There is literally nothing we can do under Ruud or this current regime to change this. We will continue to be beaten before half time. It’s not even a contest anymore, it’s painful to watch…. We are utterly pathetic.

Aluko is ****ing brilliant! He’s far ahead of Chilwell at his age, and already far ahead of Thomas. I think he’s more than ready in terms of ability. It’s his physicality that worries me at the moment, he’s very slight.

Down down by Status Quo would be a right laugh!

Martin is a step away from a fruit pastel….. we shouldn’t be even thinking about him……

And we’re not?

I’m worried even if that’s not the case. We would need someone with the personality of Enzo, he was the reason we didn’t **** it up last season because he knew exactly what he wanted and wouldn’t deviate from it. If we get this wrong, I genuinely think we’re in danger of double relegation. The clubs an utter mess and is just making more and more poor decisions, along with the form, and the fact Top is terrified of FFP, we will hamstring ourselves if we’re not careful.

It’s staggering he’s still here……. It’s like running over half a deer, and leaving it to slowly die…… it’s both painful and utterly embarrassing…… In fact I was listening to radio the other day, and the description was pitiful, it’s gone beyond embarrassing, people are actually feeling uncomfortable watching us, it’s just a pitiful sight now and these are neutral fans……

Monga won’t be here next season, so Alves will play.

Prime SMG was a lovely sight.

VK blues made every bad decision seem reasonable at that age….. I remember taking a shit in the bin at echo’s next to the “no spray no lay” guy, next minutes I’m being thrown out by about 6 bouncers. Reckon I had a solid hour sleep then on the floor.