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Spain, Portugal or South America would be where I start looking. We want a left sided defender who can tuck in as well as attack if needed.

6”2 as well, so he’s no small fry.

Do we?

Pfft, he will win us the league.

Once Romano says “here we go” is usually means his tackle is in hand and he’s ready to blow.

To be fair, I don’t give a **** what the price is. When he and Hlozek combine to send Forest down and keep us up……

But it looks like they’re footing his wages, which is the big one.

@whoareyaaa Still want Sammie ****ing Szmodics now?

Someone clearly listens to @Ric Flair from the scouting team. Now go and from Sota Kawasaki into rudders inbox, whoever you are sweet prince (or princess)……

Perhaps we want rid of Daka and Cannon…… let’s face it Loannadis and Hlozek would be orgasmic, and then throw the cheeky ****er Zaha in. Shit son….

He’s a ****ing beast. Leverkusen haven’t been able to get the best out of him, but this guy is prime Fernando Torres…… pace, power the lot.

NOW WE’RE SUCKING ****ING DEISEL BABY.

Okay so we need to address a couple of things. Attitude… Zaha does not have a “terrible attitude”, there’s a real misconception around how players conduct themselves on the pitch and their “attitude”. Zaha is professionally arrogant, he is confident in his abilities and this is evident with his body language on the pitch. He gets in the ear of his opposition, he winds them up, he’s in the ears of the officials, he gives a bit to the fans, his behaviour can frustrate opposing players and fans leading to free kicks and penalties….. he’s also got the ability to back this up too, as he is likely to stick on in the top corner after 80 minutes of tomfoolery. This is not a bad attitude because it yields positive results for the team. A bad attitude would be a player whose attitude negatively impacts the team and doesn’t provide any results at all. Dennis Wise had a bad attitude…. He also isn’t “past it” 31 is no longer over the hill…. He’s. An athlete, he’s not some 90’s winger with years of injuries, booze and drugs all come to catch up with him, he is still in great shape and will still have the attributes that made his a pain in the arse for teams for years. Why some people can’t see we could do with someone like Zaha is confusing, he’s experienced and his shithousery is what we’re going to need in those horrible scrappy games that could give us vital points.

Well that was silly.

Do people realise that you need a squad to play football? Im convinced people have lost their minds….. it’s as if football has only just been invented…………

Gather his data throughout his career, and prove me wrong.

Pffft, Percy has spoken. Percy is god

He’s ****ing rubbish. Drop it.

Bastard.

There once was a woman from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.

What is it with these odd threads? I think people are actually going insane…….

Can I be the special guest referee?

Hlozek.

We do need someone like him. We need some experience. Even if it is for a year the likes of Mavadidi and Fatawu will learn from him. He will play a multitude of positions I imagine initially he may even be a 9.

He’s fallen out with the club, that’s why he’s going. Zaha is an athlete, he is in great shape physically and won’t have lost his attributes at 31 he is exiting his prime yes but he isn’t past it. He had bags of experience, he has quality, he’s a master of shithousery and he’s probably still hungry to succeed after a pretty lame spell abroad. Don’t be fooled by his time in Turkey, he’s still a class player, and he is a perfect fit for us at this moment in time.