Pliskin

He will be signed as a 10 I imagine.

Jake will be fuming if he finds out we’re spending £25-30m of the kings beans on a player………

Ah, I suppose for him he is looking at our track record. Generally speaking they move on to decent clubs. So he might think it’s a great opportunity for him to develop his career and then make his inevitable move to Chelsea. But it’s a win, win for us!

Why is signing a genuine prospect and odd signing?

Can’t help but think this has shakes of Trincao et el about it….. as in, are we even actually interested? How many summers have we had this, and they live never materialises.

Depends. Apparently the reason De Cordova Reid joined us was because we offered the best wages.

This, same goes for the majority of Italy. The Italian press have always been defiantly out of touch with the reality of their situations. Yet Italian teams regularly haggle obligations and low ball all of the time. He’s not a massive player for them, and they certainly can’t justify €40m, it’s nonsense, he will go for less eventually, it’s just if that “less” is within our budget.

Just agree to pay them, and say we’ve sent the money to their account via BACS and it just be an error their end that it hasn’t appeared. Job done.

That was supposed to say London, so why I typed Europe I have no idea 😂

He won’t end up outside London.

😂😂 If England get past the Netherlands, they will need more than a miracle to get past Spain!

Spains to lose surely?

France have been appalling…. This has been far too easy for Spain, they’ve barely played in the second half, France have looked amateurish, haring around with no quality at all.

Mbappe has been bollocks for this entire tournament.

Spain playing in second gear in the second half, and France can’t get close.

Me at 16 = multiple tugs a day over pixilated porn clips. Lamine Yamal = Bending belters in the euro semi finals.

Surely we can’t afford yellow training tops? Who’s made this ludicrous decision? We’re skint?

Can’t afford this surely?

The games dead.

I’ve just spotted Top and Rudkin outside Timmy Hortons in the city, begging.

Can’t afford backroom staff, cardboard cut outs of Andy Reid in various holiday outfits is all we can do.

A pot to piss in.

We are 100% in the market for a striker. So Cannon will definitely go.

We should employ this chap to float around Seagrave ensuring we don’t spend money we don’t have.

I’ve often thought this, the club need to start employing some of these experts!