OntarioFox

Our club are more interested in selling shirts in the bootleg clothes capital of the world, which is why Choudhury is still here. More quality business decisions from King Power.

That's a funny way to describe Jordan Ayew, but a valid one

Millwall into the automatics Boro get everything they deserve, sick of seeing them squander their chance to catch Cov week after week. They're almost as annoying to watch as we are!

Had to come back here out of morbid curiosity after seeing the comments at half time. That bad?

Glad there's empirical data to prove this twat spends more time by the corner flag than in the box where he's supposed to be. Hate him.

Skipped this one when I saw the turtle on the team sheet, how are we playing? aaaaand we concede just as I'm typing this

Right, let's do the Ostrich and assume Rudkin isn't going to be stupid enough to extend. If that happens, we are 100% getting a new striker in the summer. It's going to be a breath of fresh air when whoever comes in to replace this blobfish of a footballer turns out to be capable of doing basic, yknow, striker stuff. Like scoring goals. Or playing off the last man. Or actually getting into positions around the box, instead of being physically repelled from it towards the corners and halfway line as if they have the wrong magnets in their boots. They're probably going to become a cult favourite within weeks if they so much as hint at being competent in front of goal. It's something to get excited about - but at the same time, it's going to be a source of anger for a number of years that we not only downgraded from Vardy to Ayew, but had the temerity to give him the GOAT's shirt number. It's just so, so simple - swallow your pride and look for a basically competent championship or league one striker. We've turned our noses up at the likes of Ollie McBurnie, Lyndon Dykes, Joel Piroe, Patrick Bamford, Richard Kone. All players we wouldn't have given a sniff towards even three years ago, but the reality of where we are now - all of those names have gone on to do more at their respective clubs than this turtle has managed for us. Not having revisionism based on him being a 3/10 against Bristol City instead of his usual 1 or 2. Kill jester. Get rid of him, he's shite.

All falling into place nicely for this to be a miserable season for them. Way their fans were talking, you'd think it was their god-given right to win the Europa League despite it being a piss-take they got into it at Crystal Palace's expense in the first place. Let's hope that getting pissed-down on with rain and schooled by a Danish team whose most recognisable player is a Bournemouth cast-off is how their glamorous return to European nights at the World-Famous City Ground™️ends. As hard work as Palace are making of the Conference league, it would be nice if Villa and themselves win their respective competitions from here. As for F*rest, back in your box and back down to the Championship, please, thank you, ta-ra.

hahahahaha yesssss inb4 the splinterdicks blame the conditions

Assuming the very funny thing happens, would anyone outside of KP's bubble take them seriously in a year when a member of that big six get relegated?

Wow, I guess thanks to Southampton through gritted teeth. Things are getting very interesting now. Blackburn and Portsmouth well and truly dragged into the scrap. Shows just how vital yesterday was for us, despite where we sit in the table. Oh, and by the way, if we do go down it's almost certainly going to be within the six-point buffer our moronic ownership inflicted on us through their mismanagement. And don't you dare let them forget it.

Of course it had to be him handing Cov the league on a silver platter. Knob.

Fofana made to look a right mug by Dembele there. Done for pace then left flat-footed for the finish. I know a Leicester fan laughing at an ex-player looking shit in the Champions League in 2026 is like a tramp at a bus stop throwing a Special Brew can at his old school-mate's Mercedes as it drives by and splashes him, but still... funny.

Reality check after last night so far I guess. Hopefully one or both of them drop points from here.

forgot he was even still with us bye

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Ah come on, let's be fair, it's a hell of an acheivement for a Championship club to even reach the UCL round of sixteen

Ah, there's Hamza's totally stupid yellow card to start the shift in momentum. As you were chaps.

good goal

Nobody had better argue he's "putting a shift in" or "holding the ball up well" - he's spent more time either in our own half or doing his usual thing of the corner flags having a magnetic pull on his big clown feet.

Might as well boo every time Ayew touches the ball at this point.

Yeah but they're actually funny to watch, this is more like paying £40 every other weekend to call the clown a tw*t and boo him when he falls onto his custard pie.

Ben Hamer Beer N Ham

need to smash these for not selling us Maynard