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Give us a week.

I'd take Michael Sheen at this point...

Laughing at everyone going into meltdown because BDR has shown up as the McAteer replacement. It's not exactly the role with the highest level of responsibility, is it?

Who do we need, or who should we target, because they're two different questions. We need strikers through the door, but target them in January and we will get absolutely fleeced. The only movement that should happen in January is trying to move on the deadwood and fill any holes that become apparent over the next few months.

9 home game losses in a row without scoring a goal.

Eh, take £2m, accept we lost money on a bad signing and get him out imo

Silver Medalist Patson Daka

A few years ago I'd have believed this, but there's been bridges burned between Rudkin and Percy. I doubt they're on friendly enough terms to pull that off.

While I doubt it, there is something in that. It's easier to commit a large amount for a Striker if you've filled every other gap for next to nothing.

Skipp to Manchester City as a last minute desperate attempt to replace Rodri after he suffers an ACL injury on his other knee.

I think that's exactly it. I don't rate Ayew's ability as a player, (as with everyone else with eyes), I don't even think he comes across well in interviews, but his attitude on the pitch is pretty great, in terms of work rate and the way he interacts with the other players. It's just a matter of if it's worth having a Bard in your DnD party that contributes absolutely nothing to the team but adds a +1 to everyone else's rolls...

Chill

You joke, but if we managed a £300k winger signing we'd all be singing Rudkin's praises.

What's Carranza's stance on Israel?

We need to bring in a creative mid in, so that we have another way to unlock the deep block we will see a lot of, but tbh, I think I want to see Ayew starting in that position. He's been doing a lot over the last few weeks when it comes to directing our attacks and firing the wingers and Page up. Getting that same effect on a front line without him being the focal point could be huge.