CrazyKopCorner

Top tier was quite good until the sheer continuous ineptitude of the team became too much for the hardiest of souls

Book me more than 1 will ya

How rude!

FM are you a Labour Treasury minister or an ostrich or both

A pivotal game. Surely we’ve got to turn up in one of them!

I have one - meet in Liverpool or at the ground

Er unemployment, growth, tax burden - are you an ostrich?

Nice one reverse psychology - keep hope under control

I have 1 as my lads just taken ill - would have to meet at the ground

Up early buzzing but nervous as fuch. I'd take a draw but praying that we click today and put the toffees to the sword.

He inherited a bag of shite from the previous government - we were properly in the crap when he took over The economic indicators since she took the reins are terrible - serious incompetence

Typical go to a deal with absolutely nothing the holding club are looking for - It's the Rudkin way

No I'm really struggling - Kwasi was crap I'll give you that but in my opinion is that she's done much more damage in 6 shite months

hhhmmmm - It is obviously an unpopular opinion but she's completely and utterly clueless - Talks like a complete fool

I think Rachel Reeves is the worst Chancellor in living memory - like complete and utter dogshite

Well this one's caught the imagination - No update for 12 hours. I'm looking forward to it but fearful as to which Leicester will turn up. They've got injuries and we really should be up for it but I've thought that more than once and been totally wrong. I'd like to see the same team except Facundo for Ayew with Ayew now solely used as an impact player. Madds to come in too which is tough on Jakub but Madds is class. Madds James Faes Vestergaard Kristiansen Soumare Winks El Khannouss Buonanotte De Cordova-Reid Vardy

Spot on another Rudkin masterclass of ineptitude. Side desperate for reinforcements staring relegation in the face brings in one raw right back Well done Jonny by have yourself a performance management outperforming again and another relegation inquest about what went wrong

Is this supposed to be a rhetorical question?

I've got tickets for Saturday so I could see all of our new signings - I hope some day you'll join us

They were terrible that day and Maddison and Youri really pulled the strings. I'd love to see Bilal and Facundo do something similar further up the pitch with Soumare and Winks controlling the midfield behind - You may say I'm a dreamer

Never hear of him never mind seen him but gerrimthe****inwillya Ecstasy overload incoming!!!

Brilliant too We need to get a song going for him at Everton

Too complicated for us. Absolutely magic mind

I'm starting to agree with this view but more from a Mav's been ****ing abysmal point of view

Looks as though the light went out - Looks as though that's likely to be symbolic