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must be boring as **** to be a chelsea fan, don't even to spend the entire summer stressing if your flagship signing is gonna be Jordan Ayew, just log-on to twitter on the 1st of September to see that you've signed 15 players who you'll never even see play

Would this be the first time a team has bought a player with the same surname as a different player that they had previously sold to the same team?

The more I think about strikers, the more I wonder if Adebayo isn't the best choice that we could realistically get. He's a bit of an obvious pick and I love to be a football hipster, but he's the exact sort of forward we've missed - a knockoff Drogba almost.

Didn't really play for them in fairness; but he didn't really set the world alight at Union Berlin or Burnley. That said, he's very young and clearly talented. Maybe Cooper could get a tune out of him.

I can only imagine we thought we could do better for that price. We'll see how that looks by the end of the window. I wasn't crazy about Sara as a pickup, but he's better than a lot of the other players we could end up with.

My top pick for depth at the 6/8.

Like the look of him, but how do we fit him and Fatawu on the pitch at the same time?

or even funnier, for him to

I'd argue never-weres

Terrific spread of consonants in his name. But I wonder if this is a link from when we thought Hermansen would go to Chelsea?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he was the first to report on KDH to Chelsea? I think he's somebody like Terreur where he barely ever has anything about us but when he does it's grounded in reality.

He was and I thought he was worth a look then too.

It's a bit harsh to call him a flop imo, especially as he seemed to have been bought with an eye for the future. Loan would do him good and we can see where he stands after that - would be surprised if both Vardy and Daka are playing (for us) at the end of this season.

I know he's a good player but isn't Chair a bit of a wrongun? Wasn't he supposed to be in prison?

Nicolas Raskin from Rangers as a potential KDH replacement?

Don't think we can expect to be luring away a regular starter to a CL side that was pushing for the title last season.

Honestly yes but not for his footballing ability. Imagine him and vardy on the same team. Gold medal shithousers

I'd be surprised if we signed him now that Ndidi has re-signed; he's a pretty similar destroyer type of midfielder (I think his passing is probably better than Ndidi's), and too good to just be a rotation option.

Agent Kasper to have a word maybe?

I honestly think he's probably a better player than Winks. Really depends on the price, but I'm not above him. Much better option than Moder, at the very least.

Strongly suggests we're going to be playing with a back 3 if we are looking at him.

O'Riley and Reid as our first signings would definitely help explain my search history to the missus.

Yeah, I think we could get a player of a similar level for much lower wages, and much younger. No hard feelings, just business. Maybe I'm wrong, I'd hope we'd at least consider it before defaulting to extending.

His sister won her seat again in Battersea in the election last night, we need that winning attitude in the side.

Not looking forward to the yearly namecalling from the Scouse fans after we play Liverpool now that we actually have a Tory MP. I went to school with this girl and she was thick as bricks, cannot ****ing believe that in an election where the tories get battered the only seat they gain was mine.