JimJams

Messi who went to the piss it leagues at 33?

I fully support Abduls mother. She's a real one.

Thank God for punctuation.

And he wouldn't say yes, so all a bit moot really.

Will he be a free agent or summink? Cos even that might be too expensive!

I think the shock is if we keep Liverpool to single digits.

Of course he wouldn't. You can't play blind football without a bell.

Sheffield utd are going to bottle promotion and give Hamza back aren't they?

You saying he's a bit soft and you'd like him to keep you warm at night?

Half time score?

Sky Sports' Alan Smith: "With no disrespect to Leicester, this is a good opportunity to knock in three or four, especially after scoring early." To be fair Alan, that's giving us way too much respect.

Why would the player choose us over Liepzig? Or Barnet?

What we need, regardless of football philosophy, is a manager who prioritises athleticism. In the premier league you need to be athletic and technical. The way you close the gap against technically superior players is to outwork them. Any style of football can work. Our press this season has been non existent. The teams we used to be comfortably ahead of, the Bournemouths and the Brentfords, they don't play hoofball. They don't play a slow possession based game. But they do work bloody hard on and off the ball. Brentford score goals before the opponent even know they've kicked off. We've looked lethargic, disorganised and less fit than the majority (all?) of our opponents this season. It's something that needs addressing.

That's Saints down. If it stays that way they set the record for lowest points total on confirmed relegation.

Is Ange just Ruud with better players?

What's a "repacement"?

When people say "the players don't give a fxxk", are you not just confusing that with "the players are ****ing shit". Cos I'm not sure any amount of giving a fxxk is turning them into good players.

To score?

There's levels to this necrophilia lark!

Big Kel got his first league goal in 18 months to help Boro to a 2-1 win.

We aren't making £12mill signings in the championship. Unless it's obligation on promotion.

Souttar fxxked it after the surgery though. You'd need to start recovery from then, not the initial injury.

He never passes...

He's here til the summer at least.

Or you keep him...