The Fosse Way

We’ve got Alves! (Alves!) He plays a Brazilian’s game But with one syllable in his name Not unpronounceable But hard to believe it

That was our fans singing that.

It's almost like the Positivity Army didn't notice De Cordova-Reid in the third year of his three-year contract stinking the place out up front on Saturday. It's blindingly obvious why so many people don't want us dishing out long contracts, because we hardly ever get rid of anyone before they end. It was the same with Daka. It's the same with Luke Thomas. Faes is still here for god's sake.

You can't even tell if posts like this are satire any more.

Full of positivity about this. Signing a couple of big lumps up front will be good prep for when Martin's sacked and we can play them together in a 4-4-2 to rise to lower mid-table.

If by "amazing physical tools" he means "feet shaped like feet" then that's one over on Okoli already.

Losing far too many club legends in one window here. Woyo is where I draw the line.

Particularly rough week for the Necessary Transfer Activity : Nonsense In The Transfer Talk Forum ratio. Begging for that glorious blank space to appear for a split second before being replaced with a Percy tweet about a striker incoming, or a ball-playing centre-back on loan, or Luke Thomas being fired into the sun.

George Worst

No stone unturned

If he's 6 foot 3, Kasey McAteer might be 6 foot 4 after all.

Almost spat out my quinoa and kale wrap reading that we're signing this fellow.

Fair play to him blaming relegation on being "an incredibly young team" with a straight face. Absolute biscuit whisker.

We've appealed and he's been downgraded to Michael Bronzeing