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Blue boys blue boys I just wanted you 2 know that i luwv you so... I hope we hammer gwavel thwoats white and purple Poof tie armeh ....especially my byoys fox92 and Cambridgecuntfox. Fk u both you sad boring fartini’s He wears the same thing every week xxxx p.s you’re both fagguts. Shout out 2 Julian Joachim, wookie, and basically everyone who likes 2 fart in their bed and enjoy the smell . Weller, raj etc

Yohan McGivern turns my world upside down

Apparently the tattoo on his neck is a tattoo of Ranieri's bollocks. History between the two it seems. It sure would explain the signing.

I'll fvck him in the ass

I desperately want to take him out for a fish supper

Oh yes, I'd like to take him to dinner at Roka Restaurent (my favourite Japanese place) and then have the farts for desert

We're all in love with him. It feels so wrong, but no, actually, everything's right. I honestly thought I would not experience feelings for another man like this again

The fat sardine

You my friend are suffering from PREMATURE OKAZAKILATION

GERRIMIN

According to Pegguy Arphexad's wiki... After retiring from football, Arphexad went back to the island of Guadeloupe where he pursued an acting career. After a number of rejections he turned to the adult industry and went under the alias of ' the stopper '. Pleased for him

We could kill him?

Loads of tits. His wife in it is next level. When she gets her growler out

If it's twice as good as the first one it will be shit

Matty Fryatt bagged against united tonight, how about a commemorative Fryatt gif using my avi - PERLEASE

Sounds crap. Bet it will flop. I'm not watching it. Fvck off.

Oops I did it again I played with Knockaert Got lost in the game And had to sub him Oops you think I'm a cvnt That's I'm sent from abooooooooooove I'm not Nigel Pearson

Watched this program last night about a chemistry teacher who's got kids who gets a terminal illness (AIDs I recall) so he starts cooking meth to make enough money to look after his family, called breaking dad I think. Anyway worth a watch, I think it's going to be big

Prisoners - last night - and I have a few questions Donnie Darko wore the same shirt nearly the entire film. I never really got the impression he could be arsed with the investigation (bit lazy and didn't really put the hours in) so is he one of those people that only has 1 shirt or did he like the shirt so much he bought 3 or 4 of them in the sale, and rotates them? The only trouble with this is people at work will still think you only have 1 shirt.

Don't sell King Andy Andy King I just don't think you'll feel a thing Or Don't sell James Matty Matty James It would feel really strange Imagine 32k singing these. Wow

Why are all the seats wet / damp?

Just watching the adverts at the minute

Watched this really good film last night on tv but can't remember what it was called but it was about this boy in America and his family go on holiday and forget him. He gets up to all sorts of mischief on his own (not wanking) and these 2 burglars try and break into the house. It was really sad and I cried a lot and got a tingly foreskin a bit. Anyone know the name of the film?

Hoping Skyler gets her arsehole crushed by Huells coke can dick